Because of my killer looks?

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   Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: 8   1  

   The beautiful are so cruel.

2. 

   Smegma | 4:09 am |  Vote: 3   2  

   Someone is into BSDM…

3. 

   Smegma | 4:13 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Some digs BSDM.

4. 

   SF | 4:15 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   Mirror, mirror on the grass
   Who is the fairest of them all?

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |   15   1  

   It seems it’s already too late… Nice gravestone though!

6. 

   FatKenney | 5:04 am |   16   0  

   “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!”

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: 4   2  

   What a kidney request!

8. 

   Chris | 5:44 am |   5   1  

   Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

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   Peter | 5:52 am |  Vote: 5   1  

   Epic fail . . . classical example when BOTH the translation AND the original text in the host language make no sense to any people at all.

10. 

    DrLex | 6:03 am |   5   2  

    It is OK to hurt me for your ugly though.

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    Peter | 6:07 am |  Vote: 5   2  

    whoops . . . I mean “classic example . . . “

12. 

    Lora | 7:22 am |  Vote: 14   0  

    So that’s where they buried the remains of the Wicked Witch of the West.

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    mickeygreeneyes | 9:02 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    Isn’t it bad enough that I’m buried here under a sidewalk for kids to drip ice cream on me and dogs to pee on my stone? Oh, no, YOU have to dump me just when I was really digging you! God, death is so unfair!

14. 

    coffeebot | 11:16 am |   3   1  

    An Inconvenient Landscape

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    Eccekio | 11:34 am |  Vote: 1   2  

    “You’ll have to make love to me very gently – I have acute angina.”

    ‘That’s good. ‘Cause you have really ugly boobs.’

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    Snufkin | 2:54 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    Gollum, I’m warning you…stay off the grass.

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    Darth Na'vi | 4:33 pm |  Vote: 1   2  

    Cast in stone, no less. Happy New Year 2012…looks like the fate of Engrish.com is secure.

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    YYD | 8:26 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    “Don’t hurt me for your beauty.”
    I think it might be a sign used to discourage people from sunbathing on the grass and crushing them, or something.

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    jjhitt | 9:00 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Continued on next stone…

20. 

    emily | 9:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thank you for your kind!

21. 

    SuSu | 11:41 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Dont hurt me for you are pretty.

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    InspectHerGadget | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    My “pretty” wants a sacrifice so i’m going to hurt you, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

23. 

    pikapal | 7:26 pm |   0   0  

    What about a little dog too?

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    sparky | 9:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Captioning by Strange Dog and Crabby Monkey

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