Because of my killer looks?

posted on 31 Dec 2011 in Chinglish

The ugly side of landscaping…

Photo courtesy of Lindsey Snellgrove.
Found in Guangzhou, China. 

27 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    The beautiful are so cruel.

  2. Smegma | 4:09 am |

    Someone is into BSDM…

  3. Smegma | 4:13 am |

    Some digs BSDM.

  4. SF | 4:15 am |

    Mirror, mirror on the grass
    Who is the fairest of them all?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    It seems it’s already too late… Nice gravestone though!

  6. FatKenney | 5:04 am |

    “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!”

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    What a kidney request!

  8. Chris | 5:44 am |

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

  9. Peter | 5:52 am |

    Epic fail . . . classical example when BOTH the translation AND the original text in the host language make no sense to any people at all.

  10. DrLex | 6:03 am |

    It is OK to hurt me for your ugly though.

  11. Peter | 6:07 am |

    whoops . . . I mean “classic example . . . “

  12. Lora | 7:22 am |

    So that’s where they buried the remains of the Wicked Witch of the West.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 9:02 am |

    Isn’t it bad enough that I’m buried here under a sidewalk for kids to drip ice cream on me and dogs to pee on my stone? Oh, no, YOU have to dump me just when I was really digging you! God, death is so unfair!

  14. coffeebot | 11:16 am |

    An Inconvenient Landscape

  15. Eccekio | 11:34 am |

    “You’ll have to make love to me very gently – I have acute angina.”

    ‘That’s good. ‘Cause you have really ugly boobs.’

  16. Snufkin | 2:54 pm |

    Gollum, I’m warning you…stay off the grass.

  17. Darth Na'vi | 4:33 pm |

    Cast in stone, no less. Happy New Year 2012…looks like the fate of Engrish.com is secure.

  18. YYD | 8:26 pm |

    “Don’t hurt me for your beauty.”
    I think it might be a sign used to discourage people from sunbathing on the grass and crushing them, or something.

  19. jjhitt | 9:00 pm |

    Continued on next stone…

  20. emily | 9:37 pm |

    Thank you for your kind!

  21. SuSu | 11:41 pm |

    Dont hurt me for you are pretty.

  22. InspectHerGadget | 4:05 am |

    My “pretty” wants a sacrifice so i’m going to hurt you, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

  23. pikapal | 7:26 pm |

    What about a little dog too?

  24. sparky | 9:44 pm |

    Captioning by Strange Dog and Crabby Monkey

  25. Diddims | 10:55 pm |

    @SF: “Mirror, mirror, in the grass,
    Who ‘s the finest piece or arse?”

  26. SB DA WANG | 5:40 pm |

    Huh, the translation is awkward but still somewhat accurate… What trickery is this? What does it mean?

  27. grine | 8:22 am |

    “No picking flowers”?

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