Been naughty this year?

posted on 22 Dec 2011 in Stationery

I like you. You’ve been bad.

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Christmas card found in Japan. 

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Next you’ll be telling me that ‘Dashing through the snow’ is a euphemism too

  2. Algernon | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh dear, thats too much for me to bear.

  3. Eccekio | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Mary had a little Lamb,
    She also had a Bear,
    Everyone saw Mary’s Lamb,
    But very few saw her Bear.

  4. Eccekio | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Mary was often bad,
    And she was often nice,
    But when she was very very bad,
    She was very very nice.

  5. jjhitt | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet. So much nicer than the usual “Get in the car, b!tch.”

  6. Eccekio | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s enjoy Christmas.
    Yeah!
    Merry Syphillus and a happy Gonohorrea.

  7. Bill Gates | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ho, ho, ho will never have the same meaning for me.

    Thanks for spoiling Christmas for me, Japanese manufacturers.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a Christmas Beer!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ho! Enjoying the Christmas? Oh my goodness!

  10. faulty wiring | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally the garish red suit, secretive lifestyle and flamboyant late night escapes make sense!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    TO A HO AT CHRISTMAS
    You better watch out
    You better not cry,
    Better not pout,
    I’m telling you why.
    I’ve got a BIG present for you!

  12. Eccekio | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

    Santa stopped at three Hos.

  13. Eccekio | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Faulty wiring. No. But Ho, Ho, Ho, is.

  14. Eccekio | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm. Maybe a double entendre.

  15. jjhitt | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are being charged with solicitation, we strongly urge you to contact us at Bearly Legal. Your indecency is our specialty.

  16. Classic Steve | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “The reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.” –attributed to George Carlin

  17. Halloween Jack | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the things that I miss most about Joey Ramone was being on his Xmas card list.

  18. ngyonghan | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi ho silver Christmas!” 😀

  19. demondude777 | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Something tells me I am going to enjoy my gift this year……

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ho’ much?

  21. Mr Fabulous | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And WHY do the Japanese think it’s “cool” to put “English” (no I didn’t say “Engrish”) in everything?

  22. Michael | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ramone!
    Gabba Gabba Hey!

  23. Kitsune | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa really dose know where all the naughty girls live.

  24. Sparkle | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    santa ALWAYS asks for a “snow job”

  25. brbr | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha, I need this as an ecard!

  26. Alex | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I the only person who’s first thought was Blitzkrieg Bop?

  27. Victoria | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I will never hear Blitzkrieg Bop in the same way again.

  28. RT | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “don we now our gay apparel” no longer applies to christmas?

  29. Eccekio | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What’s covered in fur and dances?

    A. Michael Bearisnikov.

  30. Jøsh | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey ho lets go!
    Best Christmas song is ‘Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight” by the Ramones.

  31. Kitsune | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa really does know where the naughty girls live.

  32. SuSu | 8:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a bear or a deer?
    Oh, I know, it’s a beer!

  33. Jewels | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Teddy, the red-nosed beard (bear-deer cross)

  34. JB | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you get when you don’t give a Ho a gift?
    Some really cheap whine.

  35. Cons19 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa Ramone

  36. Diddims | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s addressing one of the Kardashian sisters?

  37. Eccekio | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I understand. I get alittle horny at Christmas too.

  38. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’ll be naughty, you’ll get something nice ….

  39. anon7743 | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How I see it:
    “Hey ho(e), it’s Christmas time… Let’s enjoy ‘Health'”

    Health… as in “delivery health.” Horny??

  40. sparky | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s been going on with the bear and deer?

  41. Huggzie | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You just KNOW you are in China when a badly drawn raindeer is calling you his HOE!

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