Don’t say I didn’t warn you

posted on 20 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I regret this meal already

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Found in Beijing, China. 

39 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:23 am |   26   0  

    Sweet & delicious = sugar coated kittens

    Moderate hardness = Creating a menu this incomprehensible

    Ages = Time to recover from sweet & delicious

    Food for thought = Taco as for Mexico

    Do not eat, do not know = Kate Moss

    Eat forget = Rohypnol

    Still want to eat eat = Kirstie Alley

    Do not blame you first buy = Part 1, Lord of the Rings trilogy

    Blame me not to buy second = Part 2 & 3, Lord of the Rings trilogy

  2. Algernon | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I can’t be bothered eating here then

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |   11   0  

    They must be hiding something…

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |   17   0  

    - What would you like to eat, Sir?
    - Eat.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    What’s in an ages? Young, adult , and old?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 10  

    · · · — — — · · ·

  7. DrLex | 5:24 am |   12   0  

    What puzzles me the most about this is that the Chinese seems to correspond mostly to the Engrish.

  8. Eccekio | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    Do not eat do not know = This food makes you wiser. Especially after the forst time.

  9. Eccekio | 5:36 am |   8   10  

    Customer: Waiter. What is your name?
    Waiter: Hoo Mee.
    Customer: Yes! You!Waiter:Hoo Mee.
    Customer:WHAT IS YOUR F—— NAME!!!
    Waiter: HOO MEE YOU DEAF ROUND-EYED PLICK!

    CUSTOMER STORMS OUT DOOR.

  10. jjhitt | 5:42 am |   16   0  

    “Do not eat do not know” in Texas we call that “road kill”.

  11. Eccekio | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 4  

    Speciality of the Fook Yu takeway restaurant.

  12. jjhitt | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have low-fat eat eat?

  13. SF | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Blame me not to eat elsewhere

  14. FatKenney | 6:00 am |   19   0  

    Do not eat do not know – is that like “don’t ask, don’t tell?”

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |   10   1  

    - Would you like something to eat, Sir?
    - Forget.

  16. Eccekio | 6:43 am |   8   0  

    I would never eat anyone I did not know well.

  17. Michael | 7:01 am |   20   0  

    If you ate “Food For Thought” with “Do Not Eat Do Not Know,” would they cancel each other out?

  18. Classic Steve | 8:22 am |   13   0  

    “Eat forget”? So that’s why Chinese food leaves you hungry again in a half hour.

  19. jjhitt | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the Kung Prozac Chicken, please.

  20. demondude777 | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Last time I had the Eat Forget meal…but I don’t remember if I liked it or not!

  21. jjhitt | 12:19 pm |   14   0  

    Story of my life…
    Starts out “Sweet and Delicious”
    Ends up “Blame me not”.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be one of those incontinence stores.

  23. Darth Na'vi | 12:49 pm |   6   0  

    Ah, another storm of word wreckage from the Glories of Google Translation.

  24. Snufkin | 1:04 pm |   12   0  

    Buy it once, blame on me.
    Buy it twice, blame on you.

  25. mickeygreeneyes | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    Gosh, faulty wiring, just because you get in first doesn’t mean you have to use them all! Damn!

  26. RT | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    “you have already lost your appetite”

    *cue overused hokuto no ken background music*

  27. Bob | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    How they dance in the courtyard,
    Sweet and delicious sweat.
    Some eat to remember,
    Some eat to forget.

  28. d17nk | 5:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you cook “Moderate Hardness” long enough with some “Sweet and Delicious”, would it become soft?

  29. Doyle | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not eat, do not tell.

  30. emily | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I eat, I forget
    I do not eat, I do not know
    So, should I eat or shouldn’t I?
    Now, that’s food for thought!

  31. Peter | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Classic, epic, Chinese failure!!

  32. ??? | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Even the Chinese words are incomprehensible…….

  33. Jewels | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Some eat to forget, some forget to eat.
    At this place, you’re lucky if you forget to eat.

  34. faulty wiring | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @mickeygreeneyes

    do not blame i see first

    moderate sadness

    still want to laugh laugh

    read forget

  35. Jewels | 9:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait-staff not English speak here.
    They don’t know what eat you want…
    if they do, they’ll forget anyway.

  36. Salome | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Why are the rating buttons of some of the captions above greyed out when I haven’t rated any?

  37. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This explains all the politicians who eat here ….

  38. cocaslocas | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    eat me once, shame on you…

  39. sparky | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter: What would you like?

    Miss:
    I’ll have a Cafe Vodka Valium Latte to go please.

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