Don’t say I didn’t warn you

posted on 20 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I regret this meal already

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Found in Beijing, China. 

46 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:23 am |

    Sweet & delicious = sugar coated kittens

    Moderate hardness = Creating a menu this incomprehensible

    Ages = Time to recover from sweet & delicious

    Food for thought = Taco as for Mexico

    Do not eat, do not know = Kate Moss

    Eat forget = Rohypnol

    Still want to eat eat = Kirstie Alley

    Do not blame you first buy = Part 1, Lord of the Rings trilogy

    Blame me not to buy second = Part 2 & 3, Lord of the Rings trilogy

  2. Algernon | 4:37 am |

    Well I can’t be bothered eating here then

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |

    They must be hiding something…

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |

    – What would you like to eat, Sir?
    – Eat.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:03 am |

    What’s in an ages? Young, adult , and old?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |

    · · · — — — · · ·

  7. DrLex | 5:24 am |

    What puzzles me the most about this is that the Chinese seems to correspond mostly to the Engrish.

  8. Eccekio | 5:26 am |

    Do not eat do not know = This food makes you wiser. Especially after the forst time.

  9. Eccekio | 5:36 am |

    Customer: Waiter. What is your name?
    Waiter: Hoo Mee.
    Customer: Yes! You!Waiter:Hoo Mee.
    Customer:WHAT IS YOUR F—— NAME!!!
    Waiter: HOO MEE YOU DEAF ROUND-EYED PLICK!

    CUSTOMER STORMS OUT DOOR.

  10. jjhitt | 5:42 am |

    “Do not eat do not know” in Texas we call that “road kill”.

  11. Eccekio | 5:43 am |

    Speciality of the Fook Yu takeway restaurant.

  12. jjhitt | 5:44 am |

    Do you have low-fat eat eat?

  13. SF | 5:49 am |

    Blame me not to eat elsewhere

  14. FatKenney | 6:00 am |

    Do not eat do not know – is that like “don’t ask, don’t tell?”

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |

    – Would you like something to eat, Sir?
    – Forget.

  16. Eccekio | 6:43 am |

    I would never eat anyone I did not know well.

  17. Michael | 7:01 am |

    If you ate “Food For Thought” with “Do Not Eat Do Not Know,” would they cancel each other out?

  18. Classic Steve | 8:22 am |

    “Eat forget”? So that’s why Chinese food leaves you hungry again in a half hour.

  19. jjhitt | 8:36 am |

    I’ll have the Kung Prozac Chicken, please.

  20. demondude777 | 9:56 am |

    Last time I had the Eat Forget meal…but I don’t remember if I liked it or not!

  21. jjhitt | 12:19 pm |

    Story of my life…
    Starts out “Sweet and Delicious”
    Ends up “Blame me not”.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:27 pm |

    It must be one of those incontinence stores.

  23. Darth Na'vi | 12:49 pm |

    Ah, another storm of word wreckage from the Glories of Google Translation.

  24. Snufkin | 1:04 pm |

    Buy it once, blame on me.
    Buy it twice, blame on you.

  25. mickeygreeneyes | 2:32 pm |

    Gosh, faulty wiring, just because you get in first doesn’t mean you have to use them all! Damn!

  26. RT | 3:41 pm |

    “you have already lost your appetite”

    *cue overused hokuto no ken background music*

  27. Bob | 3:48 pm |

    How they dance in the courtyard,
    Sweet and delicious sweat.
    Some eat to remember,
    Some eat to forget.

  28. d17nk | 5:05 pm |

    If you cook “Moderate Hardness” long enough with some “Sweet and Delicious”, would it become soft?

  29. Doyle | 5:38 pm |

    Do not eat, do not tell.

  30. emily | 1:37 am |

    I eat, I forget
    I do not eat, I do not know
    So, should I eat or shouldn’t I?
    Now, that’s food for thought!

  31. Peter | 4:55 am |

    Classic, epic, Chinese failure!!

  32. ??? | 6:09 pm |

    Even the Chinese words are incomprehensible…….

  33. Jewels | 2:26 am |

    Some eat to forget, some forget to eat.
    At this place, you’re lucky if you forget to eat.

  34. faulty wiring | 3:05 am |

    @mickeygreeneyes

    do not blame i see first

    moderate sadness

    still want to laugh laugh

    read forget

  35. Jewels | 9:37 pm |

    Wait-staff not English speak here.
    They don’t know what eat you want…
    if they do, they’ll forget anyway.

  36. Salome | 8:34 pm |

    Why are the rating buttons of some of the captions above greyed out when I haven’t rated any?

  37. This explains all the politicians who eat here ….

  38. cocaslocas | 11:29 pm |

    eat me once, shame on you…

  39. sparky | 11:43 pm |

    Waiter: What would you like?

    Miss:
    I’ll have a Cafe Vodka Valium Latte to go please.

  40. SB DA WANG | 5:51 pm |

    Fragrant/Sweet and tasty
    Moderate texture (well the original is literal, but inelegant)
    It’s proper for young and old
    the aftertaste lasts for a long time
    If you haven’t eaten it you wouldn’t know,
    Having eaten it, it’s unforgettable,
    Having eaten it, you still want to eat
    If you don’t buy it the first time, blame you-
    If you don’t buy it the second time, blame me.

    What a masterwork! Du Fu and Su Dongpo would turn green from envy!

  41. Biff the Understudy | 2:19 pm |

    Photo taken in the McDonald’s next to the Zen monastery.

  42. Biff the Understudy | 2:19 pm |

    Photo taken in the McDonald’s next to the Zen monastery.

  43. Life's wish | 6:33 pm |

    Talk about food for thought

  44. Soso | 9:17 am |

    So … To eat or not To eat

  45. Mitch Franklin | 10:42 pm |

    Here’s what it really says:
    * Sweet & delicious
    * Tender
    * Good for all ages
    * You’ll remember the taste
    * If you don’t eat it, you won’t know how good it tastes
    * You won’t forget the good taste
    * You’ll want to continue eating it
    * If you don’t buy it the first time, that’s your fault
    * If you don’t buy it again, that’s my fault

  46. BigD25 | 3:33 am |

    clever and lunch do not a business deal make

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