I am wot I am

posted on 26 Dec 2011 in Music

It is what it is

Photo courtesy of Andrew Lawrance.
Found on a plastic Ukulele.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But I am random of word.

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure It’s not a banjo.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grammar & punctuation kindly provided by Tiny Tim (of the meteor)

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Allow me to introduced myself: I’m Jane Smith. You of the meteor, not Is?”

  5. faulty wiring | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bit about the meteor has me flumoxed, but I reckon that ‘Not is momentary and is eternal’ is referring to some of the memorable celebrity quotes of 2011:

    Paris Hilton: “Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me”

    Donald Trump: “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich”

    Leslie Lohan: “I was not drinking, nor do I drink”

    Charlie Sheen: …everything

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you really think someone of the meteor would understand Engrish?

  7. Lermy | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not what you of, leslie lohan, nor a momentary meteor, but is it Lyndsay Lohan?

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh oh, they know I am of the meteor. And I thought I had disguised my tentacles really well as extra-long dreadlocks. Now I guess I’ll have to wipe them all out with my death ray. I hope I get it right on the next planet. Oh, well!

  9. Jellychop | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To those of the meteor not is momentary.
    But I, not, know I am eternal.

    And I am he
    as you are he
    as you are me
    and we are all together…

  10. jjhitt | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A rose by any other name would be a ukelele.

  11. Stopchicks | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I of the momentary is confused.

  12. Bill S. | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now THAT is some good Engrish (garbled gibberish and not just a funny “typo”)…

  13. Chuck | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Some very profound social comet-ary.

  14. Rob | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not understand of that…

  15. jjhitt | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is like that… momentary eternity.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Momentary are very crafty.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a great achievement in communication with extraterrestrial intelligence (see also the spacecraft Voyager’s Golden Record, which was not successful at all).

  18. jjhitt | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Snatch the meteor from my hand, Grasshopper.

  19. Eccekio | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An Ukelele by any other name would smell as sweet.

  20. Eccekio | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not replace this genuine plastic article with an imitation,.

  21. Eccekio | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know what Hell is. Eternal plastic Ukelelies.

  22. Michael | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the Melancholia Ukelele by Lars Von Trier

  23. Eccekio | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PREPARE TO METEOR MAKER!!

  24. Chapelo | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that you, Aeris?

  25. AMERKIN | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what the native speakers of Asian languages get tattooed on their lower back thinking it is profound and meaningful.

  26. Beth | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is meant to read.. it is better to burn out than fade away.

  27. sparky | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I AM of the meteor and have told these messengers an eternity of times,

    it’s: I of the meteor says it is all MY MONEY and is eternal and is not yours!

    GOD, where can a find a good Scribner? Momentary monetary – Oy Vey!

  28. Biff the Understudy | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So… you’re trying to tell us Apophis will hit the Earth. Or not? Could you be a little more specific?

  29. grine | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My guess is that this is Chinese whispers (through multiple layers of Google Translate) of a romantic poem.
    The meteor probably started out as a shooting star.

  30. The Wise Guy | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A classic line from a Star Wars’ spin-off: “Yoda’s Lost Weekend”

  31. JuLiAnBo188 | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Sephiroth is trying to confuse Cloud with this.

  32. Doctor Q | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They even perfected the font for us, for extra confused-ness.

  33. BigD25 | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    traditional Chinese needlepoint

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