Lickin’ Chicken

posted on 1 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

The bonds of holy pulmonary…

Photo courtesy of AJ.
Menu from China. 

41 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:19 am |

    Lung slice well at least they’re not spitting at one another.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    I knew! Organic food is made of people!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    This is how ‘Cow and Chicken’ ended…

  4. Peter Chan | 4:45 am |

    I seriously doubt this was from Taiwan. I’m quite sure it’s from China, judging from the Chinese characters.

  5. dangevin | 4:54 am |

    “But didn’t you order spit-roasted chicken, sir?”

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |

    – May I recommend our Sauce Pig Hand, Sir?
    – Thanx, I’ll just have a firm Pig Hand Shake. No sauce, sweat or saliva, please.

  7. faulty wiring | 5:03 am |

    Surely Husband Sauce & Wife Saliva would be more popular

  8. jjhitt | 5:10 am |

    Vetinary Pathology Lab and Carry Out

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |

    The kids really love them for breakfast.

  10. DrLex | 5:56 am |

    Introducing the Sauce Cow. No need to cook your sauce anymore, it comes ready-made from the cow’s udder. It is udderly fantastic!

  11. faulty wiring | 6:13 am |

    I know a few guys who work away from home and could be described as ‘self saucing’

  12. Chris | 6:24 am |

    @Peter Chan: Maybe it was a Chinese restaurant inTaiwan.

  13. Chris | 6:25 am |

    Hmm, a choice between a hand sandwich or a handburger…

  14. FatKenney | 6:37 am |

    She filed for divorce when she found out her husband was slicing another woman’s lung on the side.

  15. FatKenney | 6:50 am |

    Cornish game hen lightly sauteed in its own drool.

  16. Kitsune | 7:51 am |

    What if you just want a wife lung slice, maybe with some flava beans?

  17. emily | 9:02 am |

    Saliva chicken — another use of saliva as food besides bird nest…….

  18. Grifter | 9:07 am |

    Relax… take a deep breath. We’ll just charge you for it.

  19. Classic Steve | 9:10 am |

    Their love took each other’s breath way.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:04 am |

    In a restaurant:
    ”Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Lung! Sliced, as per usual?”

  21. GwydionM | 11:12 am |

    What’s sauce for the pig’s hand is saliva for the chicken

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:26 am |

    There seems to be a lot of today’s eastern dishes served with body liquids…

  23. Chuck | 11:32 am |

    The bride’s bouquet included Lung Flora.
    It wasn’t so much tossed at the reception, but expelled.

  24. coffeebot | 11:37 am |

    Finally figured out why I wasn’t getting rich–I was hitting the Sauce Cow, not the Cash Cow

  25. Lao Ma | 12:07 pm |

    To weird you out even more; those are the actual names of the dishes. Sure, saliva chicken sounds a lot better in Chinese than it does in English 😀

  26. Lora | 12:49 pm |

    The cow was so saucy they had to cook her.

  27. J-Luke | 1:16 pm |

    Served with a slice of breath – I mean bread…

  28. Sam | 2:22 pm |

    If Soylent Green took place in China…

  29. Eccekio | 4:07 pm |

    Come here Mai Ling you saucy little cow.

  30. Eccekio | 4:09 pm |

    As the bull said when he failed to jump the barbed-wire fence:

    How now? Saucy cow.

  31. YYD | 7:55 pm |

    Actually, this is a popular and well-known dish in China. I think there’s a folklore behind the naming.

  32. YYD | 7:59 pm |

    Wikipaedia link:
    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuqi_feipian

  33. DrLex | 2:22 am |

    YYD: and so are the Saliva Chicken, the Sauce Cow and the Sauce Pig Hand?

  34. YYD | 10:10 am |

    I thought it’d be obvious. Yes. They are. I can’t see the real name of saliva chicken but I would guess it’s supposed to be something like “mouth-watering chicken.”

  35. iLock | 3:19 pm |

    Oooh you saucy cow…

  36. anchor | 10:32 am |

    Lung Slice! I’ve heard of splitting up but this is just ridiculous.

  37. 101mahina | 12:18 am |

    I thought the food here tasted funny…

  38. DUDEmanMANdude | 10:50 am |

    #2 is the combo platter

  39. Ykke | 2:29 pm |

    ‘Until a demand for our lungs do us part.’

  40. noneofyourbusiness | 12:49 pm |

    our valentine’s special – husband and wife heart!

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