Our staff is trained in Stuck Up

posted on 14 Dec 2011 in Menus

They also don’t know what money is. Save your tip.

Photo courtesy of Marco Patella.
From an udon restaurant in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I may speak French, would that be a problem.

  2. Jewels | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … not at all… so don’t expect them to get your order right.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they gesture obscurely to you, you are unlucky and may go hungry! Or to the hospital!!!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The others think you’re annoying.

  5. SF | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I have found “The waiter speaks Engrish” in my fortune cookie! How lucky I am !

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I got a wonderful reception when I say “Baka yaro” to the non-Engrish speaking staff.

  7. jjhitt | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Denny’s.

  8. DrLex | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Some cooks can cook edible food! If you don’t die, you are lucky! Enjoy your meal.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The others are guests.

  10. GwydionM | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Some waiters talk to you, the rest are dumb waiters

  11. Dervrak | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It would be very lucky to find staffs that speak english. Most just stay in the closet until their owners decide to take them out for a hike up a steep mountain.

  12. Xila31 | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s time to play our favorite game: Who Speaks English?
    Tell them what they win if they guess correctly, Bob.

    Well, Dave, they’ll win…. The food they ordered instead of something else!

    And remember, as a penalty, if you don’t guess correctly your server will not speak to you, and we’ll purposefully give you the wrong order while laughing in the kitchen!

  13. Chuck | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If they talk to you, you are lucky.
    If they listen, you are even luckier.
    If they understand, you are most fortunate, indeed !

  14. Chris | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, shaddap.

  15. Peter Chan | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some psople can pop in. If they order food, you are lucky. Others just sit there the whole day attempting to figure out what those of your staff who
    do “speak English really mean !!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about the rest of the others?

  17. demondude777 | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they don’t talk to you then you should kill yourself!
    Please enjoy suicide!

  18. Eccekio | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some staff are helpful. The rest are staff-ups.

  19. coffeebot | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they serve you the correct dinner,
    you’re even more lucky!

  20. Zizzybalooba | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And yet others make fun of you behind your back in Japanese.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They can do all sorts of really nice things… but I wonder if they can translate the names of the dishes?

  22. Chuck | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd: Sure they can.
    Usually a wonderful source of vitamins, iron and Engrish !

  23. Silly Uncle Willy | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We give you a great reception! We got satellite TV!

  24. d17nk | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If they talk to me, it is them who are lucky.

  25. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why am I lucky? Do they do beat poetry?

  26. scars | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wish me luck..

  27. :D | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe you be lucky enough to hear waiter breathe! Enjoy meal!

  28. Biff the Understudy | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    However, the others cannot speak English at all.
    Enjoy mocking them until they weep.

  29. 杏絵里 | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    es I don’t laugh at this one. It’s very funny, but it also moves me. It reflects their will to help you out.

  30. Myself | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rare is the lucky traveler who is spoken to by our enchanted talking staffs…

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