Peef

posted on 6 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Marinated for two golden hours…

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Seen at Olympic Park in Beijing, China. 

42 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:04 am |

    I thought Gandhi was vegetarian…

  2. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |

    And will sir be having his meatballs with mayonaise or lemon sauce today?

  3. faulty wiring | 4:15 am |

    From the makers of defecation tea

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    My boxers suddenly feel lighter…!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    It’s fried… but I’m not sure it’s exactly beef.

  6. Algernon | 4:25 am |

    Praire oysters extra.

  7. YYD | 5:02 am |

    The Chinese name literally means Spray Urine Ox Pellet(s).

  8. Zizzybalooba | 5:03 am |

    Talk about passing a stone…. or maybe a bone.

  9. DrLex | 5:08 am |

    If this happens to you after an operation, you may want to go back to the hospital and ask to reconnect the plumbing correctly this time.

  10. Tong | 5:47 am |

    Don’t break his balls, that bull was really pissed!

  11. Tong | 5:47 am |

    Don’t break his balls, that bull is really pissed!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |

    It is urinates of a beef!

  13. Jazzy | 6:14 am |

    “Where’s the beef?”

  14. Xila31 | 7:11 am |

    Deep fried and wrapped in 2ply.

  15. ngyonghan | 8:01 am |

    If I’m not mistaken, there is a prawn version of that “Urinate Beef meatball”. It’s called “Pissing/Dribbling Shrimp” in Cantonese.

  16. Ben | 8:13 am |

    Just try a wee bit of it.

  17. SF | 8:13 am |

    When food meet practical joke … Squeeze my balls, it’s funny … I mean in the plate.

  18. FatKenney | 8:39 am |

    Meatball, urinate. But if you were smothered in marinara and grated Parmesan you’d be a ten.

  19. FatKenney | 8:43 am |

    “Oh yeah? I eat so much red meat I urinate beef. Take THAT vegans!”

  20. FatKenney | 8:45 am |

    Bet the after-dinner mints are urinal cakes.

  21. demondude777 | 9:43 am |

    And also try our secret sauce!

  22. jjhitt | 9:57 am |

    Item number 7 of 100 reasons to go vegetarian.

  23. Eccekio | 10:28 am |

    Urologist: I have good and bad news for you sir. It’s not a kidney stone.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:29 am |

    – Are you ready to order, Sir?
    – Yes – a medium-defecated crap, if it’s fresh out of halogen intestines, please.

  25. Eccekio | 10:30 am |

    She doesn’t look fried to me. But if you saty so.

  26. Eccekio | 10:35 am |

    I would prefer a menu that did not give me a blw by blow description of where the food came from..

  27. Eccekio | 10:36 am |

    Or going to. For that matter.

  28. Kitsune | 10:37 am |

    There’s a surprise inside.

  29. Oh711china | 10:56 am |

    Actually, that’s correct.
    It’s a strange food, not with urinate. but named urinate in chinese.

  30. Chuck | 12:11 pm |

    Fried. Because boiling seemed redundant.

  31. Peter Chan | 12:58 pm |

    That’s exactly what the Chinese name means.
    As a native, ethnic Chinese myself, I am very sure that even the Chinese name makes no sense to anybody at all.

  32. iLock | 3:34 pm |

    You eat that and urine trouble!

  33. jjhitt | 8:16 pm |

    This time the menu is laughing at us.

  34. oldtaku | 12:02 am |

    PIssing beef balls, as immortalized in God of Cookery.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_Cookery

  35. Camy | 12:09 am |

    Recipe : find a cow/ox who is urinating and kill it on the spot. Cook the meat accordingly.

  36. EffEff | 6:43 pm |

    Defecation tea & Micturition beef?

  37. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:34 pm |

    Man, they’re frying everything at carnivals these days.

  38. Grifter | 11:25 am |

    That is one pissed clump of meat.

  39. S | 8:40 am |

    Not chinglish per se. They really are called pissing beef balls.

  40. JQ | 4:15 pm |

    Urinate – but you’d be a 10 if your beef meatballs were bigger.

  41. XTR09 | 4:24 pm |

    But it IS marinated in pee…

  42. BigD25 | 3:02 am |

    This one just pisses me off

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