Soylent Pisa

posted on 9 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Music

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  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not stack the pisa more than five high, the pile will start leaning.

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Complete with leaning tower.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Party’s innovative new corporal punishment scheme combined brutal summary executions of the states’ enemies with tasty thick crust pan pizzas, emptying the jails and filling restaurants nationwide. Win win!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Waiter… my Pisa collapsed…!”

  5. emily | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t help but feel sinful to eat the two human life pisa….

  6. Eccekio | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Sinapore Curry doesn’t make me piss. Just the opposite in fact

  7. Eccekio | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Singapore – Damn.

  8. Eccekio | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the Little Boy Pisa. With extra foreskin topping.

  9. Eccekio | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All Pisas must have foundations that comply wit AS2048standards so they won’t lean.

  10. Eccekio | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PISA = LEAN CUISINE.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pisa in Taipei…?

  12. FatKenney | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I said it’s time for time for bed, Timmy. You wouldn’t want me to call the pizza shop, would you?”

  13. jjhitt | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Life Field: A binding, ubiquitous, metaphysical power with extra cheese.

  14. Lora | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The cannibal food critics weren’t impressed. The gave nearly all the pisas two out of five stars. The Signapore Curry Pisa got no stars, for obvious reasons.

  15. Lora | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Correction: They

  16. FatKenney | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll have the human life field pizza and could you try to make sure it’s nobody I know?”

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A very old Child Pisa receipt:

    1. Take the Child
    2. Carefully fall from Pisa

    NOTE: You can also use two Child-people and some Mosarella.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Lora: Correction #2: it’s ‘Singapore’. ;p

  19. jonnytbone | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The menu at the Starship Enterprise cafeteria.

  20. Chris | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    excuse me-I have to go take a pisa.

  21. Michael | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t tell me how they make the pepperoni.

  22. Chris | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Michael: Similar to the way they make hot dogs. (You don’t want to know.)

  23. Kitsune | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Two human Life filed Pisa”

    SOILENT GREENS IS PISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Inspect Her Gadget | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Italian Man: I want “two pisa”!
    Waiter: Well, go to the toilet then.
    Italian Man: No, no! You don’t understand! I want “two pisa” on my plate!
    Waiter: You better no piss on the plate, you sonofab*tch!!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”May I recommend our Adult Pissa, Sir? It’s VERY stable.”

  26. YYD | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Chinese, pizza is translated to be “bi sa.”

    Translation of the names:
    Taibei Pizza
    Kid/Child Pizza
    Two People’s World Pizza (For Consumption by Two)
    Singapore Curry Pizza.

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Child better not pisa on my food or I kirr him real good!

  28. Peter Chan | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Pisa will lean but the Chinese will never learn

  29. EffEff | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jonnytbone: Redshirt pizza?

  30. violinsoldier | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They haven’t sold one Child Pisa since MJ died…

  31. Jamie | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lol @ Engrish teaching me Chinese. I didn’t know that the component characters of “world” were “life” and “field” (also translated as “boundary”/ “range”/ “kingdom”).

  32. garudamon11 | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    2 girls 1 pisa

  33. :D | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We make our pisa with fresh children every day!

  34. iLock | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! This child pisa on my plate!!

  35. BigD25 | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Skip the Child Pisa, it was yesterday’s special

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