Step Away (classic Engrish repost)

posted on 7 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Step outside please…

Photo courtesy of Mohd Faizal Yahya.
Authentic photo, but not sure of country of origin.
Originally posted 2006/9/20. 

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  1. ben | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These are my fartin’ shoes!

  2. riceguy1 | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They match my crappy shirt

  3. tadchem | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pull my toe!

  4. mOcHeLe | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘i swear it wasn’t me, it was my shoeeeeeeesa!’

  5. mike | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wonder why when i go in a room with a lot of people they all want to leave.

  6. AshCatSilver | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not her dogs barking…..

  7. Cecily | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These shoes stink!

  8. Kitsune | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This has been a Martin, Bartin, Lartin, and Fargo production…

  9. Dervrak | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tired of foot odor?
    Stamp it out with the Fartin scented shoes!
    With the smell of Fartin, nobody will notice your foot odor ever again!
    Like a fresh blast of flatulence in every step!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are they fartin’ while I’m walkin’…?

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stinkin’ too!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, I’m the one who’s fartin in this elevator. You got a problem with that?

  13. J-Luke | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doody two-shoes…

  14. dangevin | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love you, fart and sole.

  15. coffeebot | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do girls fart? Just not where you’d expect.

  16. Tong | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always wanted a pair. Great for party breaker, wind change, crowd control…

  17. jjhitt | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step back Odor Eaters!

  18. Abe | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe that they have quality brands like Doc Fartins on sale this cheap! I bet they have great brand-name TVs like Sorny and Magnetbox, too.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”These aren’t original shoes, you’re just fakin’ Fartin!”

  20. jjhitt | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought a wind breaker was a jacket.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ jjhitt: I thought it was a perfume.

  22. blr | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmm, well in French, it might be pronounced FartOhn…doesn’t really help much, does it?

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Didn’t Fozzie Bear wear these in The Muppets?

  24. Bill Gates | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the shoes to wear when you’re eating Tex-Mex. You must dress for the occasion.

  25. Algernon | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re silent but deadly

  26. Eccekio | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made frm the best flatulent cattle.

  27. Bystander | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These boots are made for fartin’
    And that’s just what they’ll do
    Onna these days these boots
    Are gonna fart all ovah you.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fartin is a very prestigious fashion label and there are many fakes on the market.
    Luckily you can easily recognize those fakes – they’re usually just jerkin’.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I can finally understand why women want so many pairs of shoes…

  30. ravenxcorvinus | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Definately not the pair of pumps to score that winning interview!

  31. Grifter | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoes like these are a gas!

  32. Kitsune | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t use these to walk over hot coals.

  33. NoveltyFishHead | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ah wonderful, flatus footwear.

  34. kaitlin | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this pic should be taken in HK or that its a HK product if i’m not wrong. far-tin in cantonese literally translates as flower garden.

  35. Robert | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t fart in your pantyhose. The bubbles will go down your legs and blow your shoes off.

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