Step Away (classic Engrish repost)

These are my fartin’ shoes!

They match my crappy shirt

Pull my toe!

‘i swear it wasn’t me, it was my shoeeeeeeesa!’

i wonder why when i go in a room with a lot of people they all want to leave.

That’s not her dogs barking…..

These shoes stink!

This has been a Martin, Bartin, Lartin, and Fargo production…

Tired of foot odor?
Stamp it out with the Fartin scented shoes!
With the smell of Fartin, nobody will notice your foot odor ever again!
Like a fresh blast of flatulence in every step!

Are they fartin’ while I’m walkin’…?

Stinkin’ too!

Yeah, I’m the one who’s fartin in this elevator. You got a problem with that?

Doody two-shoes…

I love you, fart and sole.

Do girls fart? Just not where you’d expect.

Always wanted a pair. Great for party breaker, wind change, crowd control…

Step back Odor Eaters!

I can’t believe that they have quality brands like Doc Fartins on sale this cheap! I bet they have great brand-name TVs like Sorny and Magnetbox, too.

”These aren’t original shoes, you’re just fakin’ Fartin!”

And I thought a wind breaker was a jacket.

@ jjhitt: I thought it was a perfume.

hmm, well in French, it might be pronounced FartOhn…doesn’t really help much, does it?

Didn’t Fozzie Bear wear these in The Muppets?

Just the shoes to wear when you’re eating Tex-Mex. You must dress for the occasion.

They’re silent but deadly

Made frm the best flatulent cattle.

These boots are made for fartin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
Onna these days these boots
Are gonna fart all ovah you.

Fartin is a very prestigious fashion label and there are many fakes on the market.
Luckily you can easily recognize those fakes – they’re usually just jerkin’.

I think I can finally understand why women want so many pairs of shoes…

Definately not the pair of pumps to score that winning interview!

Shoes like these are a gas!

Don’t use these to walk over hot coals.

ah wonderful, flatus footwear.

this pic should be taken in HK or that its a HK product if i’m not wrong. far-tin in cantonese literally translates as flower garden.

Don’t fart in your pantyhose. The bubbles will go down your legs and blow your shoes off.