We gotta clean up…

Seafood buffet for lunch..oh yes, you will be very sorry

All said with poise.

We tackled the problem at the source. Of course we locked your minibar as well.

WARNING: You have just eaten tonight’s special. You have twenty minutes to get to a toilet.

R.I.P. Incontinence. You will be pis– um, missed.

Restroom in the lobby. Look for a line of customers with their legs crossed.

– Good afternoon Sir, would you like a continental or incontinental dinner?
– Just one small pisa would be enough, thank you.

The restaurant has to close by order of the Health Ministry owing to the full house of incontinence

There’s a 15% surcharge on your bill to cover your surge on the carpet.

Our humblest apologies. Don’t blame us. We wanted to continue serving you the popular e. coli special, but those public health officials will close a dining hall at the drop of a hat. Enjoy your incontinence.

YOU’RE sorry?

Oh, God! And I wore my new Armani today!

There must be something between men and urine…

….I’m not so sure I wanted to know *why* it’s closed. But I can assure you…it wasn’t because of *my* incontinence!

”Thou shalt not wet the dining room after 6.00pm.”

How convenient of you blatantly judging your customers for being incontinent on this part of the continent . . . how DARE you !

That’ll teach you to have sea weed on the menu!

Why was the ocean pissed – Because the sea-weed.

It is our way to help you. We need to be cruel to be kind, you fat pig.

aLL THE FOOD ON THE MENU HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT.

You’ve got to try the Pu Pu Platter here.

the restaurant must be in Florida

The restaurant is on the Brown River.

Uh, when I suggested you take a load off, that wasn’t quite what I meant…

Please try and control yourinate ability to eliminate waste water from your body.

We have passed a movement to make it our duty to run or trot our wait-staff so you may enjoy quick relief from hunger, because we know you’re the sh*t.

That’s what you get for building a restaurant without bathrooms!

Owner: wait till they get a load of the pricey pay toilets. They are locked..right?

Actually, all of a sudden I’m not so sure I want to eat here anyway…

They killed two turds with one stone

It all Depends..

YOU’RE sorry??

Well I heard that reservations weren’t necessary, but now I can’t help it