You didn’t use Johnson’s No More Tears

posted on 15 Dec 2011 in Clothing

It’s about time to pop the “Shawshank Redemption” DVD in again…

Photo courtesy of Josh Rob Gwilliam. 

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There is something dismally poetic about cleaning cheap factory made velour sofa covers with tears

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So when the tear drop explodes.

  3. SF | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cry me a river, today’s washing day.

    PS: they have the French wrong as well.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only available at Abercrombe and Biitch

  5. DrLex | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not tumble dry. Let it dry on the horn of a live unicorn only.

  6. jjhitt | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here at Million Monkeys Cleaners the custqmzr os alkaps flart.

  7. Peter | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hold your laughter folks, otherwise you will remain dirty.

  8. FatKenney | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you see what they charge it all makes perfect sense.

  9. Kitsune | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It works better if you use the tears of a clown.

  10. Xila31 | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Jacket of 10,000 Sorrows is just one of the many high fashion items sold this holiday at the Evil Emporium.

  11. Terri | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To heck with the Engrish, what’s with the gross fingernails?

  12. J-Luke | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the best way to take care of those onions…

  13. Classic Steve | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chuck Norris’s tears could make clothes clean as a whistle. Too bad he never cries.

  14. Michael | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sounds like the laudromat equivalent of a sweatshop!

  15. Sas | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Both Engrish and Frensh!

    It should say nettoyer, not “mettoyer”.

  16. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Using crocodile tears …?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drool-wash and have a good laugh after!

  18. Samuel Robles | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh, it’s got Engrish AND Flench!

  19. BigD25 | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I save a lot of money for my manicures by shopping for cheap imports and then posting the pictures online. I just hope my manicurist doesn’t see my postings.

  20. hoo yu | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dry me a river!

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