You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

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   DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   Cold tips: keep sitting on the toilet while flushing.

2. 

   Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Like asparagus I suppose

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   Peter Chan | 4:10 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   They’re most definitely not cool. They’re warm

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Show me a naughty bit and I’ll flush.

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   jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   That sounds a whole lot better than leaving 15 percent.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   I always flush my pisa!

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   jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   Wet Tip: Stop Flushing, you’ve flooded the place.

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   scw | 6:03 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   The Chinese itself is funny. it says
   “come in haste, leave by flushing”
   where “haste” and “flushing” are homophones.

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   FatKenney | 8:08 am |  Vote: 2   2  

   Please flush – it’s your doodie. Er, I mean your duty.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Flushing makes you 10 years younger than you look.

11. 

    Countrycavalier | 10:36 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    Shouldn’t that be, “Prease frush”?

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    Eccekio | 12:11 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    This one uses hot water in the bidet.

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    Eccekio | 12:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It is much less surprising, than a jet of ice-cold water up the date.

14. 

    Eccekio | 12:13 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Unless the thermostat has gone crazy, and it is boiling.

15. 

    faulty wiring | 1:16 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Not cool enough to be a hot tip

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    coffeebot | 1:46 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    If it’s brown, flush it down
    If it’s warm, call security

17. 

    Sarah | 2:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So is that like a “hot flush” but younger?

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:47 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Flush For Fantasy

    ♫ ♫
    Fece to fece
    And pee to pee
    Face the men
    Between urine
    Sing it
    Flush, flush and warn me!
    I want
    Flush, flush for you and me!
    ♫

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    To flush or not to flush – this is the toilet now.

20. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 6:39 pm |  Vote: 1   2  

    Are you sure you don’t mean warm tits? They’re MUCH nicer!

21. 

    Tom P. | 8:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Nothing worse than a messy Mohel

22. 

    sparky | 11:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Warm tips sink ships…. er…I forgot!

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