You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

posted on 19 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Joe Johananoff.
Sign spotted in China. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cold tips: keep sitting on the toilet while flushing.

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like asparagus I suppose

  3. Peter Chan | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re most definitely not cool. They’re warm

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Show me a naughty bit and I’ll flush.

  5. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sounds a whole lot better than leaving 15 percent.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always flush my pisa!

  7. jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wet Tip: Stop Flushing, you’ve flooded the place.

  8. scw | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese itself is funny. it says
    “come in haste, leave by flushing”
    where “haste” and “flushing” are homophones.

  9. FatKenney | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please flush – it’s your doodie. Er, I mean your duty.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Flushing makes you 10 years younger than you look.

  11. Countrycavalier | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t that be, “Prease frush”?

  12. Eccekio | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This one uses hot water in the bidet.

  13. Eccekio | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is much less surprising, than a jet of ice-cold water up the date.

  14. Eccekio | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unless the thermostat has gone crazy, and it is boiling.

  15. faulty wiring | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not cool enough to be a hot tip

  16. coffeebot | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s brown, flush it down
    If it’s warm, call security

  17. Sarah | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So is that like a “hot flush” but younger?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flush For Fantasy

    ♫ ♫
    Fece to fece
    And pee to pee
    Face the men
    Between urine
    Sing it
    Flush, flush and warn me!
    I want
    Flush, flush for you and me!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To flush or not to flush – this is the toilet now.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure you don’t mean warm tits? They’re MUCH nicer!

  21. Tom P. | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing worse than a messy Mohel

  22. sparky | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm tips sink ships…. er…I forgot!

  23. SB DA WANG | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad they didn’t translate the little ditty in the original…

  24. Biff the Understudy | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q-tips, please dispose of in waste basket.

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