After work we’ll vacation on the car

posted on 29 Jan 2012 in Drinks

You didn’t expect me to break on the chair, did you?

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Drink found in Japan. 

25 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Then pour all over everything

  2. faulty wiring | 4:22 am |

    Dammit!!! I miss read it. How am I supposed to shuffle my papers about on this pile of splintered wood?

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |

    WARNING: It is unspillable.

  4. JonnyTBone | 6:36 am |

    Add some vodka and you can break under the desk.

  5. DrLex | 6:45 am |

    The bottom right corner reads “0.1% fruit juice”. The other 99.9% must be concrete.

  6. jjhitt | 7:51 am |

    “Pull Tab To Open” is for sissies.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 7:53 am |

    You can only break on the chair and desk but not the bed!

  8. coffeebot | 8:34 am |

    …while you await Raise on the Paycheck

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:12 am |

    I’d rather have a shattered coffee. To go, please.

  10. Classic Steve | 11:02 am |

    Not as successful a song as “Stamp on the Ground.”

  11. Eccekio | 2:22 pm |

    If I were not a gentleman, I would tell you ewhat I have done on an office desk.

  12. Darth Na'vi | 2:57 pm |

    1% juice is about normal here. I just make my own at home and take it with me.

  13. RT | 3:54 pm |

    guess i’ve been singing the lyrics to the song incorrectly then

  14. SuSu | 9:04 pm |

    “Let me get some cups.”

    “Ya dont need no cups when for this, silly. Ya drink from ya damn table!”

  15. Jøsh | 11:09 pm |

    Perfect for winning that office break dance competition.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:57 am |

    Break on the desk or smash on the table, its all good.

  17. Lora | 2:13 pm |

    *sigh* We’re living in an age where desk polish is made with real lemons and herbs and herb lemon tea is made with artificial ingredients and chemicals.

  18. Michael | 3:00 pm |

    …however, you might want to move that receipt spike!

  19. Dan | 8:32 pm |

    Haha, and the katakana reads the same “Break on the desk” (“bu-re-i-ku o-n za de-su-ku”) so it’s totally deliberate.
    It’s probably 0.1% fruit juice cos it’s meant to be 0 calories (or ze-ro ka-ro-ri-i) lol!

  20. Pete | 6:33 pm |

    In case of fire, break glass.
    In case of thirst, break tea box.

    Just make sure you do that over there on your OWN desk!

  21. sparky | 10:25 pm |

    Kirin makes beer –is this like Mike’s hard Lemonade?

  22. sean | 9:28 am |

    I dd t, nd now hlf th vowls don’t work on my kybord. Lst tim I lt bvrg tll m wht to do.

  23. Dennis | 6:26 pm |

    The same way you open an egg!

  24. Charlie | 3:21 pm |

    “Instructions: open to break on desk, directly drink”

  25. Conventi | 2:40 am |

    Funny, in German “break” could also be translated as “vomit”. So it can read “vomit on the desk”. Haha.

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