Burn baby burn

posted on 14 Jan 2012 in Computer

For some reason the cashier put them in a brown paper bag…

Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
DVD’s found in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks a bit big to fit

  2. Tong | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet heart, although you will be loaded, the baby we make will be compact.

  3. marc | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please insert into vagina drive

  4. me | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For best results use compact condoms

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It produces religion-free babies!

  6. Michael | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst. Turkey. Baster. Ever.

  7. SF | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Was the “I make good babies” T-shirt (http://www.engrish.com/2012/01/no-run-of-the-mill-babies/) a promotional T-shirt for this brand?

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just add semen and stir. MMM MMM Good!

  9. Terri | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, it’s true!!! I heard some of the bigger girls talking about it. They said you can’t get pregnant unless the man inserts his disk into your yoni. that’s why I’m still a virgin. I tried it and it’s still too big to fit.

  10. SF | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These days, it’s no longer a stork that brings babies home, you just downloads them from the web.

  11. FatKenney | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure it’s quicker, but I still prefer the good old-fashioned method.

  12. Peter Chan | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The CD writer says “Mom, I’m pregnant!”

  13. FatKenney | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Well you see, Timmy, sometimes when a man and woman fall in love, they go to the electronics store and buy baby making software. Then the man puts the installation disk into the woman’s CD ROM drive, opens the Installation Wizard and restarts the computer. That’s where babies come from.”

  14. jjhitt | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations! It’s an ISO-9660!

  15. jjhitt | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    7GB — That’s a lot of womb room.

  16. jjhitt | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ten discs! Hmmph! In my day you only needed one.

  17. Ian Dangerfield | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure you don’t catch dVD XD

  18. coffeebot | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i require 100

  19. Eccekio | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    10? Ah. It’s practice that makes perfect.

  20. SuSu | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There is also a chance the baby might be infected with viruses.

  21. Eccekio | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The George Foreman Baby Cooker.

  22. sparky | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How many Giga Babies? Geez, I’ll have to get a second job.

  23. nyuk | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why the birth rate in Japan is dwindling. I bet they’ve been incorrectly using CD-Rs instead of DVD-Rs. Their sex-ed curriculum need to be revamped asap!

  24. drinkyoursteak | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Decamom.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Keep the MPAA out of the bedroom!”

  26. Charlie | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least if your kids misbehave you can rewrite them.

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