All else fails–blame the candy
Photo courtesy of H. Treichel.
Spotted at Chongqing Zoo, China.
Some carcinogenic gobbledygook?
In other news, the initial production runs of Tommy Hilfiger design muscles have been proven to cause cancer due to their high sugamint content. Collectors of vintage muscles are advised to trade in their muscles for a replacement.
My grandma went to Chongqing Zoo & all I got was cancer
Cancer! From Sugarmints! Must be the t-shirt.
When Sugamint Corporation said they were taking up a collection for cancer I, like many people, mistakenly believed they meant to FIGHT cancer. I want my donation back.
I wonder what the shirt for Libras says.
Note to T-Shirt Production Group: televisions on the factory floor should NOT be tuned to General Hospital.
Somehow as I read this aloud I can’t help slipping into my awesome impression of Ahnuld. “It is NOT a toomuh! It is NOT a toomuh!”
Help, a sugar-high muscleman stole my vintage collection of bottled cancers!
Double your muscles with Sugamint Gum!
I’m glad to see that the Chinese, Random Word Generator, works as well as the Japanese model..
If you don’t like his Muscles, you should see his Cockles.
“Hey Sugarmint. May I design muscles vintage collection up?”
‘You certainl cansir.’
It was actually for a 10K cancer run sponsored by Sugamint. it was supposed to be:
Design Vintage Muscles
Cancer Collection Up
Still doesn’t make sense but as long as Sugamint gonna – that’s fine with me!
Nice line for a rap music.
“Sugamint™ is not for everyone; consult your doctor if you experience cancer, dry mouth, headache, spasms, or bleeding. You should not take Sugamint™ if you are breastfeeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant…”
It’s official. Sugamint allows you to get ripped, collect Vintage items (especially in TF2) and get cancer! Harshest weight gain mints in Asia!
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