Gum: kiddie steroids

posted on 12 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

All else fails–blame the candy

Photo courtesy of H. Treichel.
Spotted at Chongqing Zoo, China.  

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  1. Peter Chan | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Some carcinogenic gobbledygook?

  2. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In other news, the initial production runs of Tommy Hilfiger design muscles have been proven to cause cancer due to their high sugamint content. Collectors of vintage muscles are advised to trade in their muscles for a replacement.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My grandma went to Chongqing Zoo & all I got was cancer

  4. Algernon | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cancer! From Sugarmints! Must be the t-shirt.

  5. FatKenney | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When Sugamint Corporation said they were taking up a collection for cancer I, like many people, mistakenly believed they meant to FIGHT cancer. I want my donation back.

  6. jjhitt | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the shirt for Libras says.

  7. jjhitt | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Note to T-Shirt Production Group: televisions on the factory floor should NOT be tuned to General Hospital.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow as I read this aloud I can’t help slipping into my awesome impression of Ahnuld. “It is NOT a toomuh! It is NOT a toomuh!”

  9. Classic Steve | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Help, a sugar-high muscleman stole my vintage collection of bottled cancers!

  10. Michael | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Double your muscles with Sugamint Gum!

  11. Eccekio | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m glad to see that the Chinese, Random Word Generator, works as well as the Japanese model..

  12. Eccekio | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t like his Muscles, you should see his Cockles.

  13. Eccekio | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey Sugarmint. May I design muscles vintage collection up?”

    ‘You certainl cansir.’

  14. sparky | 10:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was actually for a 10K cancer run sponsored by Sugamint. it was supposed to be:
    Design Vintage Muscles
    Cancer Collection Up
    Sugamint Gonna!

    Still doesn’t make sense but as long as Sugamint gonna – that’s fine with me!

  15. YJ | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice line for a rap music.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sugamint™ is not for everyone; consult your doctor if you experience cancer, dry mouth, headache, spasms, or bleeding. You should not take Sugamint™ if you are breastfeeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant…”

  17. NoizeBomb | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s official. Sugamint allows you to get ripped, collect Vintage items (especially in TF2) and get cancer! Harshest weight gain mints in Asia!

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