Keep your distance

posted on 23 Jan 2012 in Clothing

Watch out for my active world…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Back of sweatshirt spotted in Japan. 

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  1. Eccekio | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No matter what,
    Where’er you be,
    Always let your wind run free.

  2. Eccekio | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In German they have trhe “runfahrteskart” for they who require the compete tour.

  3. Eccekio | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: Rundfahrteskart. (Gottverdammte)

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It enjoy the wave of the wind!

  5. jjhitt | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: No Smorking or Open Flame within 50 feet of this shirt.

  6. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Los Vapores Mexican Restaurant.

  7. DrZos | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “It is early to pass when it is happy”
    (or when it is beans or brocolli)

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Natural human gases: the oldest and untapped source of energy of an active world.

  9. jjhitt | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you PLEASE pull your shirt tight?
    I’m trying to see what bounces.

  10. Bystander | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The last guy who rode behind me on the escalator is still trying to uncurl his hair….

  11. faulty wiring | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The wind is pleasant…but the follow through is a NIGHTMARE

  12. Classic Steve | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they also put this message on pants.

  13. DrLex | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The wind is pleasant for the one who easily passes it. For bystanders, it is not.

  14. GwydionM | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “It enjoy it with companion”. Some people have very odd tastes.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you suffer from overactive world?

  16. Eccekio | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what an “anus horriblus’ is.

  17. Eccekio | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @A nony mouse. No. Just a hyper-active bum.

  18. Eccekio | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is the complimentary air .

  19. JonnyTBone | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says ‘I Love You’ like a Dutch Oven.

  20. Eccekio | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The wicked witch of the gust.

  21. Eccekio | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If bodily function jokes were not funny, we would have never had Billy Connolly.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nose clothespins not included.

  23. Chuck | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I want to hear the sound of waves indefinitely.”

    Right now, I’d be happy if you gave it a rest so I could hear them for just ten minutes !

  24. Luis | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!

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