Oddly-named foster program

posted on 6 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

Can you escrow my allowance?

Found in China.

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  1. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Special discounts on grandmas: rent one for two days, get one day free!

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Group bookings welcome

  3. Eccekio | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re having a lend of me.

  4. Eccekio | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. The Adams family.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I guess you don’t stock Fritzls then, huh?

  6. Tong | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Em, I will have a blonde, with big boobs, a brunette, a redhead… Ok, I am done with wives. Now, no kids, rich parents with not long to live… and grandparents? emmm… no. I am done. Any discount on 3 wives or package deal?

  7. Tong | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why christmas party was terrible, I knew I should have tried with a different family!

  8. Jay | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the lease we could do. (Sorry)

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only if it comes with a large house.

  10. Chuck | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Their biggest movers are girlfriends-by-the-hour.

  11. Grifter | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to take a lease on life please? Inlaws are keeping me behind on my rent.

  12. Michelle | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather rent a bachelor.

  13. coffeebot | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I paid full price for a half-sister!

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rent-A-Kid. Great for trips to Disney World, then you don’t have to pay for braces or college! Cool!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for kidney offer, but I already got one.

  16. Peter | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks but no thanks . . . my BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

  17. gemenon | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the Japanese movie called “Noriko’s Dinner Table”. That is exactly the plot, rent a family. LOL

  18. Mc-Taz | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry, but do you have something that’s slightly more dysfunctional?

  19. Frank Burns | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a special on Manson Family.

  20. Lora | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By a “nice family” they mean the Mafia. And if you’re late paying their rent money they aren’t so nice…when they make you sleep with the fishes. o.o

  21. Jewels | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please take a seat outside until you are called, or you can mop while you wait.

  22. Peter Chan | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks but no thanks. My BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

  23. sparky | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get the chairs and mop for our kitchen too?

  24. sheild | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GROUP RATES FOR WEDDINGS

  25. j s | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.jjdc.com.cn/
    They are a real estate company.

  26. SB DA WANG | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    家, you’re just the cheekiest character, meaning both family and home (among others), confusing poor Chinese translators and fledgling sinologists alike.

  27. Dennis | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How soon until I have to give them back?

  28. BigD25 | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope the mileage is free

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