Park sign rules (contains vulgar language)

posted on 13 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Dave Goodwin.
Found in Beijing, China. 

37 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – “This park is really boring.”
    – “No sh*t, dude!”

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is wreslting and roller skating allowed.

  3. Peter | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign on this groun is grouned.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Phew, so the wizz and puke I did on that bench over there are ok, right?

  5. Zizzybalooba | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Public defecation is becoming a major problem in China. Illegal poop parties are happening in many public parks and recreation areas.

  6. jjhitt | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Football score:
    Moles 17
    Gophers 21

  7. FatKenney | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not break rule #5, ESPECIALLY if someone already broke rule #3.

  8. FatKenney | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Personal foul. Unnecessary use of fecal matter. Fifteen yards, automatic first down.”

  9. Algernon | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And when the lights go out things get really interesting.

  10. jjhitt | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will the last person to leave the park please turn out the lights and flush.

  11. jjhitt | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m trying to figure out how to break all of them at once, but my dog doesn’t chew gum.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now let’s see: For number 3 do they mean “We are not shitting you. We really mean it”? Or have people actually been taking a dump in the playground sandboxes? Is this the source of organic sand? Hmmm. I wonder.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can leave chewing gums SOMEwhere, but not EVERYwhere? Got it? Leave at least a few square inches free of Juicy Fruit. Thank you.

  14. DrLex | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like the Chinese are not allowed to urinate either. For English-speaking people it is perfectly OK though.

  15. Stopchicks | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shitty day…in the park…I think I might have stepped in mud pie

  16. Deanna | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re grounded!

  17. Ben | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No football? Are you s___ing me? Wait, I guess you can’t do that either.

  18. Chris | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not the ideal park for a self defecating person.

  19. coffeebot | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to our f*cking park.

  20. Terrenza | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously, this is no park. No bikes, no pets, no playing, no s(h)itting…. So what kind of groun(d) is it?

  21. Eccekio | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I certainly would not play football, on ground dogs have been craopping all over.

  22. Michael | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So am I forbidden to defecate ON the ground or IN the ground?

  23. Eccekio | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a pst free, gum free, bicycle free, shit free, gum free, park. Otherwidse use it for whatever you wish

  24. Eccekio | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK! May I have wild Group Sex on the park benches?

  25. Eccekio | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes? Ok then. I was perhaps thinking of 20 or 30 people. Still cool mate?

  26. Eccekio | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: This is a pet free, bicycle free, gum free, shit free, football free, park. Otherwise use it for whatever you wish

  27. Sisco | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I S#it you not!

  28. tri24la | 5:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Subterranean Football League is banned from this park

  29. sparky | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule #7 (on reverse)
    After 20:00 you may do all of the above.

  30. Jøsh | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be put in the ground.

  31. Stonefieldt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s answer to the occupy movement.

  32. drinkyoursteak | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s attempt to copy Wrigley Field.

  33. sean | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #6 This is outdoors, so it’s flattering that they think I control the sun. I promise to have it down by 20:00

  34. pommflicker | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate those chewing gums that people leave everywhere. Always end up eating the grass.

  35. Biff the Understudy | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bury me not in the cold cold groun.

  36. grine | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Park officer, this is not a pet. I plan to eat him.”

  37. Life's wish | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I didn’t need to anyway

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