That’s no donut!

posted on 26 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

I lost weight AND got laid!

Photo courtesy of John-Paul Mitchell.
Chinese product found in Texas. 

25 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:42 am |

    Healthy maybe, disproportionate definitely

  2. FatKenney | 5:16 am |

    @faulty wiring: No kidding. That woman’s legs and bottom make up 75% of her total body mass.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |

    She swings so good!

  4. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    ♫ Won’t you take me to … SunpenTown ♫

  5. DrLex | 5:21 am |

    Hair color may not match with actual contents of box.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |

    She’s healthy because she’s inflatable.

  7. Ageless | 5:56 am |

    Not for sale on Tell Sell.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:09 am |

    Press the ON button and the woman will scream like hell.

  9. jjhitt | 7:06 am |

    Does this purple thing make my butt look big?

  10. Frank Burns | 8:10 am |

    Sir Mixalot ordered 10 of these.

  11. Chris | 8:14 am |

    Better than a diseased swinger.

  12. coffeebot | 9:38 am |

    I met her at an organic orgy

  13. demondude777 | 9:41 am |

    So does this mean no condom is ok?

  14. GwydionM | 10:59 am |

    You wouldn’t want to kiss an unhelathy swinger

  15. SuSu | 12:04 pm |

    THUMB ME DOWN!!!

  16. Eccekio | 1:16 pm |

    BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.

  17. Eccekio | 2:48 pm |

    How in hell do you get the moulded swinsuit off her?

  18. Michael | 9:57 pm |

    Swinger husband sold separately.

  19. Eccekio | 2:15 am |

    Anardent young man called Fred,
    Had a blow-up doll in his bed,
    When the big-toe blew,
    Out the window they flew,
    And he came in mid-air it was said.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |

    ♫♫
    I’m a swingin’ in a box
    I’m a swingin’ in a cardboard box…♫

  21. sparky | 5:57 pm |

    CAUTION: Using this device may cause swelling of legs.

  22. Eccekio | 7:57 pm |

    Welly clafty. Using thatpurple thing , instead of a pillow or a phone book.

  23. Silly Uncle Willy | 3:10 pm |

    http://www.sunpentown.com/abswmawiswdi.html

    Swimsuit model not included.

  24. Pete | 6:31 pm |

    Note how only the back of her heels touch the ground, while the rest of her appears suspended in the air.

    I dunno…a gal with with the kind of abdominal and glute strength to achieve THAT position might just be worth the ride!

    As for that blue thing:

    A girl with a cushion
    The better the pushin’

  25. Biff the Understudy | 2:28 pm |

    I always want to take a shower when I find stuff like this on Craigslist.

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