The travails of domestis life…

posted on 9 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Marcos Katz.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Soylent Corporation would soon find out that re-branding their flagship product “Pot of Meat” to “Soylent Green” boosted sales enormously.

  2. Jewels | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …. only to find that someone replaced the contents with stir-fried vegs.

  3. Algernon | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as she doesn’t pea in it. Very unhygienic.

  4. Zizzybalooba | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Time to eat grandma or time to eat,grandma?

  5. faulty wiring | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Another innovative & tasty response to the one child policy

  6. jjhitt | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You are what you eat.

  7. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Adopt instead of renting.

  8. jjhitt | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mother — The Original Potted Meat Food Product.

  9. Tong | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She was a pig and tastes like one too.

  10. Eccekio | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Zuzybalooba. It is all in the punctuation. ie. Time to eat, grandma. or Time, to eat grandma. (Who said, in modern English, punctuation was unnecessary?).

  11. Eccekio | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing I like better in the morning, than the smell of grandmas cooking.

  12. FatKenney | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ma, get back in your pot! You’re not done yet.”

  13. FatKenney | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tomorrow – time to adopt a new mother.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like she’s slobbering nicely.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Instant family!

  16. emily | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry we need more time to serve you what you have ordered, because the old adopted mother returned to the pot of meat…. only to find it burnt!

  17. Peter | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cannibal family ?

  18. Firstborn | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the circle of life. One day we will all return to a pot of meat.

  19. Dervrak | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You got to give the Chinese credit for their overly descriptive menu items. Heck, we rarely have food items of more than two words. Take “Hot Dog” for example, if it had been invented in China the name would have been “The Legless Pig Relaxes Between the Rows of Golden Grain”

  20. jjhitt | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    About the only time you can ever get away with saying “Your Momma looks good enough to eat.”

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They are finally meating again.

  22. Jame Gumb | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Over twenty replies and not one Silence Of The Lambs reference.
    What’s wrong with this place?

  23. jjhitt | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom… finish your plate. There are adopted mothers in China who don’t have enough food to eat.

  24. Stephanie | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Two cannibals are eating a clown…one says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

  25. mickeygreeneyes | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, I knew the old bag would do a Wicked Witch of the West some day.

  26. mickeygreeneyes | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good old adopted mom. She’s not just for breakfast any more.

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ashes to ashes. Meat to meat.

  28. RT | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    autobots, transform and roll out…

  29. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Instead of adopting a mother, you could try for your own.

  30. sparky | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She was only adopted – no big meal..er….deal

  31. Peabruck | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She tried a pot of fish but didn’t like it.

  32. Dane | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least she was old…

  33. Bud Hann | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Best served with Henpecked Husband Reduced to Bowl of Jelly

  34. Biff the Understudy | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She must have been a MILD: Mom I’d Like to Devour.

  35. Dennis | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ashes to ashes, pot of meat to pot of meat.

  36. Life's wish | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We recommend the Sumyung Gai

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