This explains the waiter’s limp

posted on 24 Jan 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

It’s still warm!

Photo courtesy of Jaime Owens.
Found outside a restaurant in Seoul, Korea.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This crotch looks alive and kicked!

  2. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We can only serve this dish when our cook is in heat.

  3. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What few customers know is that the crotch steamed dish is prepared at your own table — using your own crotch. You will want to order it together with the cold noodles.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Guests are kindly asked to get a strong alibi at least 12 hours before murder.

  5. Lora | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat your soup before it gets warm.

  6. Brian | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter: “I really, really, really, really, REALLY recommend the cold noodles….”

  7. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are these Before and After pictures?
    “This is your crotch.”
    “This is your crotch on drugs.”

  8. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crotch: the other part of a balanced diet.

  9. Peter Chan | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now where are the balls ??

  10. faulty wiring | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another incompetent translation. It should be crotches…there is a great pile of them

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When the waitress pulls this plate out of her . . . uh . . . okay let’s call it her crotch, you won’t care that there’s no food on it.

  12. Bill Gates | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thank you.

  13. coffeebot | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s a soup in my fly

  14. Frank Burns | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crotching tiger, hidden noodles.

  15. SuSu | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiters have the tendency to say: “we’re out of crotch steamed dish.”

  16. Nonsuch Ned | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure this isn’t Vietnamese food? I heard from my friend Roosevelt E. Roosevelt that a little “Crotch pot cooking” isn’t all that unheard of down there.

  17. GwydionM | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with Fried Lice

  18. Eccekio | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with crabs.

  19. Peabruck | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooh, I think that is like that armpit steamed dish I had on my trip to Korea. They served it with bun-warmed buns.

  20. Classic Steve | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know why MY noodle just went cold.

  21. Eccekio | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the crotch of what?

    If it is anything like the crotchings from sheep, I’ll give it a miss.

  22. Tong | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be the hidden dragon cooking the crotching tiger.

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t like to sound all defensive about my negative votes, but… hasn’t anyone seen “Good Morning, Vietnam”?

  24. sparky | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s better than the armpit steamed dish.

  25. Stonefieldt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My rottweiler loves when I bring this home.

  26. Kathy | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cold noodles is actually served cold – it’s delicious and refreshing!

  27. sean | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Note: Cold noodles is just a Crotch steamed dish that’s been sitting out a while.)

  28. Biff the Understudy | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Revenge is a dish best served… well, you have two options: cold, and steamed in your crotch. Choose wisely.

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