An Osaka delicacy

posted on 10 Feb 2012 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Randomjak.
Menu entry for Okonomiyaki found in Osaka, Japan. 

44 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    Sounds like the three main ingredients of a balanced diet.

  2. Eccekio | 4:09 am |

    After all those hormones and fat, you would certainly feel like a soit.

  3. Eccekio | 4:10 am |

    Spit – Oh for an Edit button.

  4. Eccekio | 4:11 am |

    I definitely saw that noodle on the left move.

  5. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    This is something we’ve thrown up in a hurry.

  6. Eccekio | 4:15 am |

    Eat your heart out Iron Chef.

  7. faulty wiring | 4:22 am |

    Sometimes truth in advertising is actually a bad thing

  8. DrLex | 4:28 am |

    You really do not want to order the chocolate fudge here.

  9. SF | 5:00 am |

    They are more honest than most.

  10. FatKenney | 5:15 am |

    Finally, a diet plan that works. All I do is read the menu and I completely lose my appetite.

  11. beechoak | 5:18 am |

    Seasoned with blood, sweat, and tears

  12. jjhitt | 5:22 am |

    Maybe “spit” means it’s cooked on a stick. In which case, I’ll eat the stick and pass on the hormones and stuff.

  13. jjhitt | 5:25 am |

    Cooked in it’s own body bag.

  14. Zizzybalooba | 5:30 am |

    Throw in a few buggers and I’m sold!

  15. smithie | 5:32 am |

    Looks like the copywriter got a little bitter on his last assignment before getting fired.

  16. Jazzy | 5:44 am |

    Yum…..just makes me salivate!

  17. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |

    “one Osaka special with a liter of cola, it’s for a cop.”

  18. J-Luke | 6:15 am |

    An accurate description of a menu from any fastfood chain…

  19. Peter | 8:09 am |

    Fortunately yet, it’s better than shit, I suppose ^_^

  20. Michael | 8:12 am |

    My hormones don’t quite taste right… pass the piss & vinegar.

  21. Brian | 8:42 am |

    Hormones & fat food & spit, OH MY!

  22. MrEndo | 11:12 am |

    The tasty is us for you!

  23. Yvonne St. Arno | 11:41 am |

    In the US we call this “Big Mac”.

  24. Yvonne St. Arno | 11:42 am |

    Would you like fries with that?

  25. SuSu | 11:50 am |

    It is not a food you eat.
    It is a food that makes you puke!

  26. Eccekio | 12:07 pm |

    @Faulty Wiring. I don’t know about you mate, but I don’t require this much truth in advertising.

  27. Dane | 12:11 pm |

    Sounds like an American teenager 😛

  28. coffeebot | 12:21 pm |

    I thought this was supposed to increase libido, not scrape it up and serve it.

  29. sparky | 2:06 pm |

    These are eating instructions.(eat the hormones and fat food, then spit!)

  30. Skeptic | 2:57 pm |

    Strangely enough, the original Japanese doesn’t make things much better. No spit there that I could detect, but it the “Hormones” are in reality “offal” (cows or pigs’) and the “fat food” is “oil cake” (remains of seeds pressed for oil). Om nom nom. 😛

  31. Lora | 8:42 pm |

    It looks like someone already chewed it up and spit… it out.

  32. mickeygreeneyes | 2:20 pm |

    A real work saver for the pissed-off chef!

  33. pikapal | 1:17 am |

    I think this is where Kittie got the inspiration for one of their album titles.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:58 pm |

    After a romantic dinner you can park in a secluded spot and swap leftovers.

  35. brbr | 2:26 pm |

    At least we’re being honest here

  36. Lao Ma | 11:11 am |

    The Chinese text is identical to the English one. I bet the Korean text is bonkers too. What a hat trick of fail this is! 😀

  37. indiemode | 3:30 am |

    A place where you can act rude anyway as the chef is gonna spit in your meal whatsoever 🙂

  38. EffEff | 10:47 pm |

    To quote Jay Leno, that makes it sound even more appetizing.

  39. anonymouse | 6:06 am |

    At least they got the guts to tell you the truth.

  40. gaishokujin | 12:33 am |

    * “Hormone” is “horumon,” the word for offal.

    * “Fat food” is like a kind of crackling.

    * “Spit” refers to skewers. Skewers = “Spit” (as in spit roast).

  41. Jonti | 10:39 pm |

    In Shinsekai it seems

  42. Dawg | 7:36 pm |

    This would work better as a hardcore amateur vid title, I guess.

  43. Kevin Lee | 4:47 am |

    這個上面的中文翻譯也不對。。。
    The Chinese translation of the above also wrong

  44. egg fly rie | 7:57 pm |

    Chew your meat for you, pass it back and forth
    In a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours
    Because I like you

    PASSIONATE!

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