Did that gel just get hard?

posted on 11 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Stephen Coleman.
Spotted in Taiwan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Gives me a stiff nose.

  2. Peter | 4:36 am |

    Hey I indeed wish to keep the horniest gel. Why settle for the less horny?

  3. DrLex | 5:07 am |

    Me so horny. Me clean out your face long time.

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 5:29 am |

    FOR FACE: when you care enough to be your very horniest.

  5. J-Luke | 5:40 am |

    Certain white gels are apparently difficult to remove…

  6. FatKenney | 5:57 am |

    “Honey, come try out this new facial scrub I got you. Use a lot.”

  7. jjhitt | 5:58 am |

    Now with 20 percent more horny!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |

    Face off!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |

    I apply such gels elsewhere.

  10. JonnyTBone | 6:12 am |

    And try our new product – Clean Out Whoriness Gel; for the morning after clean uo – It’s Clean Out!

  11. faulty wiring | 6:54 am |

    Right, so I’ve cleaned out my horniest gel onto my face…now what?

  12. faulty wiring | 6:59 am |

    Is this stuff ‘to assist with’ or is it the ‘conveniently packaged results of’?

  13. Eccekio | 3:45 pm |

    My wife has two words that remove horniness. It’s; “HURRY UP”.

  14. Eccekio | 3:46 pm |

    Horniness gel – KY Jelly?

  15. SuSu | 3:50 pm |

    Makes me wonder what they actually mean by “horninest”
    We’ve seen this many times havent we?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 am |

    Best before electricity blower!

  17. Terri B | 4:23 am |

    I think we’ve done the horny skin care meme to death by now.

  18. Lora | 12:07 pm |

    Our gel is made from the finest natural ingredients: Horned frog, horned lizard, horned owl, and horn of rhino. $%#!! you, PETA!!! :-)

  19. Dervrak | 6:42 am |

    I use to go through a case of horniest gel a week when I was a teenager. Now that I’m middle age, one tube will last a year.

  20. sparky | 3:02 pm |

    My ex already cleaned out my horniest a long time ago!

  21. sowsearsoup | 11:16 am |

    I’m just glad they specified that it was “For Face”. That could have been bad.

  22. BC | 8:41 pm |

    You sure these aren’t Dizzee Rascal lyrics?

  23. anonymouse | 6:05 am |

    Guaranteed to give you an orgasmically refreshing feeling!

  24. Dee | 5:13 pm |

    Must be a big seller in the porn industry

  25. Brenda Treagan | 1:41 pm |

    Hookers finally get a cream to discourage their clients from BJ’s… awesome!

  26. Anthony | 8:15 am |

    finally a remedy for accidental swallowing

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