Feng Wee

posted on 24 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

“You know what would complete this room? A splash of yellow in the corner.”

Photo courtesy of Matthias Winter.
Found in front of closed Pizza Hut at Beijing Airport. 

28 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    Ronald loves the yellow walls

  2. DrLex | 4:17 am |

    That’s a nice new color scheme, but… what’s that smell?

  3. FatKenney | 4:54 am |

    “Decoration”? I’m sorry, I thought you said “interior defecation”. My bad.

  4. gemenon | 4:58 am |

    No, this decor is totally unforgivable. The decorator should be shot and p.. oh nevermind.

  5. faulty wiring | 5:16 am |

    What HAVE you done to your living room?

    Oh, it’s just some $h!t I’ve thrown together

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:21 am |

    Those flowers in the corner have especially nice smell today!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |

    I’d rather forgive to be incontinent for… well, other things.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 am |

    NOTE: Please don’t use the toilet for interior decoration.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 6:37 am |

    The restaurant was closed by the Ministry of Health for improper interior decoration.

  10. jjhitt | 7:09 am |

    The saying is “Forgive or relive”, not “Forgive or relieve”.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 7:17 am |

    Okay, but exactly what continent will I be in? Bet it’s AAAAAAsia!

  12. Chris | 8:10 am |

    Now this pisses me off.

  13. FRANK BURNS | 8:13 am |

    If this takes off, I could use my dogs as interior decorators!

  14. Silly Uncle Willy | 8:32 am |

    My pizza tastes funny.

  15. Peter | 9:41 am |

    Interior decoration . . . interior of WHAT ??

  16. Eccekio | 12:44 pm |

    Yes. I imagine it would be inconvenient.

  17. Eccekio | 12:44 pm |

    This sign is for your convenience.

  18. Eccekio | 12:46 pm |

    I was very relieved to find an Interior decorator who would do this job.

  19. JonnyTBone | 12:58 pm |

    My Mom used to hang the interior decoration outside the window to shame me. Too late to apologize now Mom. You’ll never see me in Beijing Airport again.

  20. Michael | 1:18 pm |

    Sounds like a rush job!

  21. RT | 3:20 pm |

    that explains mcdonald’s golden arches.

  22. Chuck | 4:09 pm |

    There aren’t a lot of reasons to beg forgiveness,

    Just #1 and #2.

  23. Jøsh | 6:34 pm |

    Welcome to Casa de Caca. We don’t get many visitors since the place has gone down the sh!tter.

  24. S Clay Wilson | 9:34 pm |

    The golden shower room at the end of the hall with the brown shag carpet. Please forgive the decor. And don’t step in the leadership.

  25. Jøsh | 11:48 pm |

    Did that painter on Murphy Brown ever finish?

  26. Andrew T. | 1:28 am |

    Should be “inconvenience”, not “incontinent”!

  27. sparky8367 | 9:10 am |

    I officially lost my taste for pizza.

  28. Ricky R. | 9:04 am |

    Colors du jour: smelly yellow and smelly brown

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