James Bond will return in “Die 7 Deaths.”

posted on 18 Feb 2012 in Clothing

She’d die 3 or 4 deaths for a real long-sleeved shirt…

Photo courtesy of Lauren Lygophobia. 

30 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:21 am |

    Fivetimes Idie for aworking spacebar,

  2. Algernon | 4:26 am |

    Clearly not a Buddist then.

  3. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    Head Nurse Morticia of the Elbow Horniness Institute.

  4. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    HELLO
    My Name Is…
    to hell with it, I’m probably dead anyway

  5. JonnyTBone | 4:46 am |

    That’s nothing. My cat dies 9.

  6. SF | 5:05 am |

    My eversleeping aim has died 8 deaths, one too much, and will not wake up.

  7. beechoak | 5:57 am |

    Tell your eversleeping aim to wake up. He’s missing the commode.

  8. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |

    Punk rocker; buys cigaretts, steals candy.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 7:11 am |

    Another fine product of “Up with People”

  10. Someone | 8:35 am |

    Her eversleeping aim of hitting the spacebar.

  11. Peter Chan | 8:48 am |

    Typically the write-too-much Japanese style (!!)

  12. GwydionM | 10:11 am |

    Looking for ‘The Man With the Eversleeping Aim’.

    (On Her Majesties Ever-Lying-In-The-Arms Service.)

  13. Michael | 12:20 pm |

    Suicidal amnesiac found dead in mosh pit; …Film at 11.

  14. demondude777 | 1:14 pm |

    If I have to die 7 times just to sleep with someone…I’ll stick to porn.

  15. Lora | 2:14 pm |

    If I forgot my own name I would die 7 deaths just to remember it.

  16. Eccekio | 2:43 pm |

    O name wa?

  17. Eccekio | 2:44 pm |

    I too die seven deaths, trying to make sense of this.

  18. Jewels | 3:22 pm |

    …isthat7deathsinadditiontopunkravedeath? (myspacebarjustdied)

  19. Me | 6:17 pm |

    These are actually the (ever-so-slightly mis-typed) lyrics to a song called Eversleeping. Now the question is: why is someone wearing a T-shirt with song lyrics on it.

  20. sparky | 9:47 pm |

    Just die the first time and get it over with.

  21. DragonLady | 3:40 pm |

    Procrastination: when your aim is eversleeping.

  22. DragonLady | 3:41 pm |

    Eversleeping aim: the non of Zen archery.

  23. JonnyTBone | 4:52 pm |

    I die seven deaths when I forget my password.

  24. Earl G. | 1:22 pm |

    Single Asian female, 22, into punk rave death. Looking for eversleeping aim. No fatties. Must be able to stand smell of 7 deaths. Reply to….um…I forgot.

  25. Captain Obvious | 6:36 pm |

    7 deaths!? 1 seems scary enough

  26. Wilford Brimley | 5:54 pm |

    It’s from Eversleeping by Xandria. I was shocked to see that on a retarded tshirt.

    Well, at least i’m not the only one on this planet to know Xandria, I guess.

  27. jtdoe | 8:18 am |

    from Xandria – Eversleeping Lyrics

  28. Biff the Understudy | 4:23 pm |

    Me too, but it kind of depends on how long it takes to reload my savegame.

  29. Myself | 11:43 pm |

    Huh – there was a 7th part planned for “Cloud Atlas”, even further into the future?

  30. Myself | 11:51 pm |

    @Wilford Brimley
    I had no idea who Xandria was until I looked it up from your comment, and now I’m really into them.

    Weird as hell how that stuff happens. I once saw, here on Engrish.com I think, a sign at a supermarket or something which advertised “Ready-cooked Sufjan Stevens”. Well…I’m not a huge fan of Sufjan but I wouldn’t go that far.

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