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1. 

   DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   Well at least they’re stir-fried, so whatever is in them should be dead.

2. 

   faulty wiring | 4:30 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   ‘Waiter, there are only 2 noodles on my plate’

   ‘I must apologise sir, we are out of gross noodles. Chef has prepared you his finest net noodles instead’

3. 

   Algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   So big, I don’t know how they got them in the wok.

4. 

   jjhitt | 5:03 am |  Vote: 11   0  

   Waiter! There’s only 143 noodles on this plate.

5. 

   Big Fat Cat | 5:09 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   Better than Glass Noodles

6. 

   Seventy2rd o clock | 6:41 am |  Vote: 1   1  

   I love this style, it makes me 10 years younger than I look.

7. 

   Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   Definitely a High Gross.

8. 

   FRANK BURNS | 7:06 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   Well the last thing I rmember is eating gross noodle, next thing I know, I’m working on a ship!

9. 

   Lora | 7:43 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   Waiter! There’s no worm in my gross noodles!

10. 

    Dervrak | 7:48 am |  Vote: 6   1  

    That’s what you get when you hire preteen girls to write your menu…

11. 

    A Non-Y Mouse | 8:22 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Serving size: 144 noodles
    Trans fats…..0
    Calories …

12. 

    A Non-Y Mouse | 8:23 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Portions are always consistent at the Rain Man Cafe.

13. 

    Eccekio | 8:44 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    OK. So there are 144 noodles. So what?

14. 

    Eccekio | 8:45 am |  Vote: 1   2  

    Velly grossy indeed.

15. 

    V-man | 8:48 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Shanghai? Eeeewwww!

16. 

    jjhitt | 8:48 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    Food Fight – Shanghai Style.

17. 

    Classic Steve | 9:17 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks.

18. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 9:20 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Remind me to send out for American food when I’m in Shanghai.

19. 

    Eccekio | 10:19 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    They are gross because they are flied.

20. 

    Bazooka Joe | 10:41 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    I specifically ordered GROSS noodles! The ones I got taste amazing! I want a refund!

21. 

    FatKenney | 3:51 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Can I get the Ream-O’-Noodles family combo to go?

22. 

    Eccekio | 8:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Put them in a Shangeye abd give them air, where they fall I do not care..

23. 

    Peter | 12:58 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Waiter . . . gross noodles please!

    Sorry sir, we are out of gross noodles, but we are happy to serve you with 12 portions of dozen noodles ^_^

24. 

    sparky8367 | 8:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    These noodles are lacking in refinement.

25. 

    NightWolf71 | 12:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yuck! Is that a worm?!

26. 

    phoenixx | 8:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    they are so bad they shanghai themselfs

27. 

    Biff the Understudy | 3:09 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Still, better than instant ramen.

28. 

    David | 4:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    At least they’re only gross. Shanghai’s cheap noodles are moving up in the world!

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