That’s some cold ass dessert

posted on 15 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Why do you think it comes in a cone?

Photo courtesy of Karl.
Found in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the US variety or the UK variety? I’m only asking because I need to know which shots to get before I eat it

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who llike their ice creams served wet and hairy.

  3. eric watson | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fanny is a name !

  4. krysto4 | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “This ice cream tastes like ASS…”

  5. dangevin | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our new Banana-Fana-Fo-Fanny flavor!

  6. mickeygreeneyes | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I have that on J-Lo’s butt?

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please also try our Dicky’s Hot dog (Vietnamese style).

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even more hilarious to our English friends. Cheers, mates!

  9. Eccekio | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My second favourite flavour. Guess what my first one is?

  10. Eccekio | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. I don’t think that is all that fanny at all.

  11. Eccekio | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those Vietnamese don’t mess around, do they?

  12. Peter Chan | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I fanny . . . um, fancy Jack flavoured (!!)

  13. FatKenney | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Derriere Dairy.

  14. DrLex | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This brings a whole new meaning to the Towers of Hanoi.

  15. Frank Burns | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Introducing BaskinRobins 32’nd flavor.

  16. Chris | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the doctor says, “If this is my thermometer, where is my ice cream cone?”

  17. Michael | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Their triple scoop is called “Fanny Hill” and their soft-serve is called “Fanny be tender with my jaw.”

  18. Dervrak | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think I’d like this. I prefer my fannies warm and “cream” free…

  19. demondude777 | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny, it doesn’t taste like chocolate….

  20. Classic Steve | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scott Evil: Yes, I’d love some chocolate ass cream.
    Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.

  21. Zizzybalooba | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the ice cream is about to hit the fan.

  22. coffeebot | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fanny Ice Cream is… made… of… PEOPLE!

  23. Avatarofcytorak | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This ice-cream is going straight to my … hips

  24. jjhitt | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know why they called him Uncle Ho.

  25. Chuck | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In a cone or a bowel ?

  26. SuSu | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG, it’s Vietnamese. I’m a native speaker there :p.
    I guess they just wanted the name Fanny without knowing what it actually means lol.

  27. sparky | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I called the number and they didn’t think it was very fanny!

  28. Dancingqueen | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it come with sprinkles?

  29. Jewels | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I scream, you scream, we all scream cause we all sat on our ice cream.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll pass on the soft-serve.

  31. DragonLady | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes great with Moon cookies.

  32. AndyS | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have a flake in mine?

  33. Clawd | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Gonna be a killjoy here… Fanny ice cream was established by a French guy in Viet Nam. My guess is, he knew what fanny meant (in British terms) but still managed to get away with it as it would not be known to them…
    It is one of my favourite places in Sai Gon though. I can actually say ‘I love Fanny’, and ‘I want some Fanny’ and it not be dirty. Oh and you can get Buffet Fanny on the first Friday of each month too.
    This is their website: http://fanny.com.vn/

  34. Captain Obvious | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice cream, straight from the vag.

  35. Lame | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a lame post. It’s not a bad translation, just a brand name with unfortunate connotations. Is there a post on here for Fannie May Candies? How about Dick’s Sporting Goods? Dickies clothing?

  36. Diddims | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … a niche market for lesbians and straight men who can’t get enough of the taste of fanny (not arse).

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