The luxurious flower shedding

posted on 23 Feb 2012 in Household Items

Peculiar Overlengthy Groove: The 2012 Phish tour

Photo courtesy of Peter Ogden.
Found at dollar store in New Jersey. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be a dam.

  2. DrLex | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Product this peculiar overlengthy explanation it is actually just bucket full of acetone design to cause quickly flowers shed their petals and effectively wither in luxurious fashion.

  3. SF | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I failed to prevent rivers from overflow and my apartment became a peculiar overlengthy mangroove.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Purchase the levitating model and receive 5 free cacti and a mushroom growing kit. Consume your produce then re-read product instructions for new and complete understanding

  5. CJ | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Preventing rivers from overflow…
    Ha ha!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t afford that kind of luxurious shedding. It’s beyond my affordability.

  7. FatKenney | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To think of all the time and money wasted by civil engineers building dams and levees when all you really need is a couple of these watering cans.

  8. Zizzybalooba | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this like defloration?

  9. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luxury isn’t what it used to be.

  10. Peter Chan | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shedding luxurious petals or pollen, I suppose . . .

  11. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I fear rivers overflowin’ …
    I see troubles on the way.
    There’s an overlengthy groove on the rise. ♫

  12. Eccekio | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stops rivers from overflowing, tides from coming in, and turns back tidal waves. It stands for truth, justice, and the american way of life.

  13. Eccekio | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All is not lost, the bloke writing this, was paid by the word.

  14. jjhitt | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Overlengthy groove?
    Grooveoplasty can help.
    For a discrete and confidential consultation call 1-800-DR GROOVE

  15. DrLex | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prevents rivers from overflowing but ONLY when watering flowers. Do not stop watering the flowers or disaster will occur!

  16. Classic Steve | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by Emperor Cuzco.

  17. coffeebot | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    because Ostentatious Dead-Heading wouldn’t fit the package

  18. mickeygreeneyes | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prevent rivers from overflowing. Kneel before me, mortal, for I am the god of luxurious flower shedding!

  19. mickeygreeneyes | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope this isn’t TOO luxurious. I can’t afford $10,000 to keep my daisies from shredding.

  20. Chris | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Groovy.

  21. SuSu | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    On the product…is the picture of the same product…

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to turn in this watering can, it doesn’t work…. Did I read the instructions?…”Effective when watering flowers”…. OH! I have to WATER the flowers for the watering can to work! Silly me!

  23. Lora | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have two cats that shed luxuriously, and that’s enough. :-)

  24. SuSu | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The watering sprayer is the picture of another watering sprayer…
    SPRAYERCEPTION!

  25. GwydionM | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for my luxurious potting shed

  26. Jay | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dam! dam! dam!
    dam! dam! dam!
    dam! dam! dam!

  27. FRANK BURNS | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now to get a goverment contract to sell these to FEMA. I’m gonna be RICH I tells ya!

  28. Eccekio | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. I knew a lady who had that problem too. So .That is what they call the operation?

  29. sparky | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shed your flowers and become overlenghthy? OK, I’m in the groove!

  30. Michael | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ If it keeps on rainin’, shedding’s goin’ to break… ♪

  31. Chuck | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Twas brillig and the slithy toove
    Did gyre and gimble o’er
    The peculiar and lengthy groove.

  32. Metalpancake | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can only afford the economy flower shedding model, which sadly only comes with an underlengthy groove which won’t reach to my flowering shrubs.

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