Very specific target

posted on 7 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

But no one-legged step-parents.

Photo courtesy of Ray Chang.
Found in China. 

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, sorry, I’m in the wrong place. Would you direct me to the restroom for parents with disabled infants?

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Equality for the disabled. For the able bodied theres a tree outside.

  3. S Clay Wilson | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s no worse disability than having children. Give generously to the parent fund.

  4. SuSu | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “It is required by the law that patrons entering this restroom meet all the criteria indicated. In case patrons do not meet these criteria, we apologize beforehand that we will have to MAKE you meet them by force by any means possible.”

  5. SuSu | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are normal parents with infants, we will give you a disability for free.
    If you are a disabled couple without infants, we will have you make one right here.
    If you are a normal couple without infants, we will “disable” one of your limbs every hour until you get an infant.
    If you are still single, we will have you marry one of our staffs; then, we will give you a bed and let you have fun with him/her “nonstop” until both of you are “disabled” and have an infant.
    If you are not human, you perhaps will not be able to read this sign, but all of the above will still be applied to you. And yes, we will still give you one of our staffs, but you will not be able to make infants that way; so, find your own.

  6. jjhitt | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahem…it’s NON-SMORKING Disabled Parents With Infants.

  7. jjhitt | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there a changing table in the deformed person room?

  8. FatKenney | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Well this isn’t what I need. Where’s the restroom for disgruntled parents with teenagers?”

  9. jjhitt | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this where they arrested Sen. Larry Craig?

  10. Peter | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Disabled parents with enabled infants . . . please use the Disabled Toilet Enabled with Baby Toilet Bowls

  11. Chuck | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Webmaster: Don’t you mean one-legged Hop Parents ?

    http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8418

  12. FatKenney | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Public facilities are so specific that Chinese building codes require 32 separate restrooms.

  13. Dervrak | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just down the hall from the Conference Room for Blind Parents with Deformed Adolescents and across the hall from the Lobby for Deaf Senior Citizens without Children. If you reach the Restaurant for Paraplegic Young Adults with Mentally Retarded Newborns, you’ve gone too far.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, the Mother on the sign doesn’t look disabled!

  15. Frank Burns | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must show proof of infant ownership to be allowed in.

  16. Eccekio | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd O’clock. Yes she is. She has no hands or feets.

  17. coffeebot | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do I have to DIAL 1 to pee?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m disabled to understand this.

  19. Eccekio | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns. Is baby-chunder on a dark suit proof enough?

  20. Jøsh | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is nothing wrong with this one. The changing table is placed lower for parents in chairs. This is hardly engrish.

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