Very specific target

posted on 7 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

But no one-legged step-parents.

Photo courtesy of Ray Chang.
Found in China. 

20 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:05 am |

    Oh, sorry, I’m in the wrong place. Would you direct me to the restroom for parents with disabled infants?

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Equality for the disabled. For the able bodied theres a tree outside.

  3. S Clay Wilson | 4:23 am |

    There’s no worse disability than having children. Give generously to the parent fund.

  4. SuSu | 4:40 am |

    “It is required by the law that patrons entering this restroom meet all the criteria indicated. In case patrons do not meet these criteria, we apologize beforehand that we will have to MAKE you meet them by force by any means possible.”

  5. SuSu | 4:50 am |

    If you are normal parents with infants, we will give you a disability for free.
    If you are a disabled couple without infants, we will have you make one right here.
    If you are a normal couple without infants, we will “disable” one of your limbs every hour until you get an infant.
    If you are still single, we will have you marry one of our staffs; then, we will give you a bed and let you have fun with him/her “nonstop” until both of you are “disabled” and have an infant.
    If you are not human, you perhaps will not be able to read this sign, but all of the above will still be applied to you. And yes, we will still give you one of our staffs, but you will not be able to make infants that way; so, find your own.

  6. jjhitt | 5:14 am |

    Ahem…it’s NON-SMORKING Disabled Parents With Infants.

  7. jjhitt | 5:16 am |

    Is there a changing table in the deformed person room?

  8. FatKenney | 6:01 am |

    “Well this isn’t what I need. Where’s the restroom for disgruntled parents with teenagers?”

  9. jjhitt | 7:32 am |

    Is this where they arrested Sen. Larry Craig?

  10. Peter | 8:02 am |

    Disabled parents with enabled infants . . . please use the Disabled Toilet Enabled with Baby Toilet Bowls

  11. Chuck | 8:18 am |

    @Webmaster: Don’t you mean one-legged Hop Parents ?

  12. FatKenney | 8:33 am |

    Public facilities are so specific that Chinese building codes require 32 separate restrooms.

  13. Dervrak | 8:44 am |

    It’s just down the hall from the Conference Room for Blind Parents with Deformed Adolescents and across the hall from the Lobby for Deaf Senior Citizens without Children. If you reach the Restaurant for Paraplegic Young Adults with Mentally Retarded Newborns, you’ve gone too far.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:31 am |

    Hey, the Mother on the sign doesn’t look disabled!

  15. Frank Burns | 11:31 am |

    Must show proof of infant ownership to be allowed in.

  16. Eccekio | 11:53 am |

    @72rd O’clock. Yes she is. She has no hands or feets.

  17. coffeebot | 12:16 pm |

    Why do I have to DIAL 1 to pee?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:06 pm |

    I’m disabled to understand this.

  19. Eccekio | 5:40 pm |

    @Frank Burns. Is baby-chunder on a dark suit proof enough?

  20. Jøsh | 7:17 pm |

    There is nothing wrong with this one. The changing table is placed lower for parents in chairs. This is hardly engrish.

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