What a feeling…

posted on 17 Feb 2012 in Signs

If I’m to the point where I flushed, I don’t need to dance anymore.

Photo courtesy of Emmanuel Marchat.
Found at Tokyo Summerland amusement park.
(Japanese says “Flash Dance”) 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Half or full

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be at least this tall to avoid being flushed down the drain.

  3. Zizzybalooba | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the dancing poop figurines at the top of the sign.

  4. Eccekio | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No matter how much you shake and dance – the last few drops will fall in your pants.

  5. Eccekio | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Zizzybalooba. They weren’t brown before the toilet exploded.

  6. dangevin | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
    If it’s brown…GET DOWN!

  7. Chris | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d have to be a maniac to go to this park. “Maniac, MA-niac, MANIAC!”

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmmm. Let’s see. Is it dance then flush? Flush then dance? Both at the same time? Why does modern life have to be so complicated?

  9. jjhitt | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This ride goes clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere.

  10. faulty wiring | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap dance

  11. faulty wiring | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not so much ‘Strictly Ballroom’ as ‘Loosely Bathroom’

  12. Dervrak | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With these new low flow toilets. I dance with joy if everything goes down on the first flush. Hence the Flush Dance.

  13. Eccekio | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    O’ to be in the full flush of youth again.

  14. Classic Steve | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How many angels can dance on the handle of a toilet?

  15. Classic Steve | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flushdance… what a feeling. And what a smelling!

  16. Jay | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This makes me want to rip holes in all of my sweetshirts.

  17. jjhitt | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The heartwarming story of the hard work and dedication of an exotic dancer studying to become a plumber.

  18. coffeebot | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s yellow let it mellow
    If it’s brown dance around!

  19. GwydionM | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In a world made of steel, made of porcelain

  20. Michael | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s what I call Dirty Dancing!

  21. SuSu | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those who have ridden it are never seen again…

  22. Lora | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You sit on the large, colorful potty chairs and get spun around like swirling water until you’re about ready to pray to the porcelain god. The best part of the ride is that you don’t have to worry about wetting yourself if you get too scared. But when you get off this clown who calls himself John Pooper gives out free chocolate logs… at least I HOPE it’s chocolate!

  23. RT | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    -oh look, he’s bust out “the hemorrhoid!”
    -it just looks like he’s doing “the worm” to me…

  24. pikapal | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s a maniac, maniac on the toilet. And she’s flushing like she’s never flushed before!

  25. Salome | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have they misspelt thrushdance?

  26. Bystander | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    TOTO made so much money with their Washlets, I knew it was only a matter of time before they opened a theme park somewhere.

  27. Tom P. | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This ride stinks!

  28. Bamber | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ Skip, skip, skip to my loo…

  29. Jøsh | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If its yellow, be mellow. If its brown, dance around!

  30. futonrevolution | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    First, when there’s nothing, but a soft growing pee. /
    That your hands try to hide to not stain your pant thighs /
    What a feeeeeeling! (I can’t hold it now.) /
    I can’t belieeeeve it! (The ride got stuck just now.) /
    For the bathroom stall, I’ll be running for my liiiiiiiife!

  31. phoenixx | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    free depends with price of admission

  32. Earl G. | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Deposit items, pull handle, enjoy ride.

  33. Julie | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dance, Dance, Flush, Dance, Dance, Flush. It’s a number-two step.

  34. Ricky R. | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is that a water park? :)

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