Winner of the weirdest hospital department title

posted on 29 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Nik Kitson.
Sign spotted in Chinese hospital. 

26 captions

  1. FatKenney | 4:06 am |

    Heaven temporarily closed due to construction. We apologize for the inconvenience. In the meantime, please go to hell.

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Wouldn’t chapel be easier.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:13 am |

    Oh sorry, I’ve taken a wrong turn. I’m looking for the Section of Public Lavatory & Urinary Outflow with Relief

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    So much about X-Files…

  5. Peter Chan | 4:33 am |

    One word . . . MORTUARY

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:05 am |

    I assume this is the mental health ward.

  7. jjhitt | 5:15 am |

    My insurance isn’t going to cover this, I know it.

  8. DrLex | 5:37 am |

    “Spiritual civilization” sounds like an euphemism for a pub with hard liquor.

  9. jjhitt | 5:48 am |

    Hospitals have two kinds of little closed rooms: rooms where you stand and hold still and rooms where they stick something in you. I’m thinking I don’t want to know where they’re going to put their Spiritual Construction.

  10. coffeebot | 6:16 am |

    Oh, sorry. I was looking for Sector of Security and Internal Infamy Reproduction.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 7:10 am |

    Isn’t this how SIM CITY got started?

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 7:12 am |

    Hey, Wang Fu, how many rows of bricks do yiz want on this Buddhist/Confucianist wall ovuh heah, huh? I been workin’ six hours already, I mean, fuhgeddahboutit!

  13. Eccekio | 7:28 am |

    You can pay by telepathic transfer.

  14. Eccekio | 7:30 am |

    PUblic Relations Department??
    What do the Chinese characters say?

  15. jjhitt | 7:58 am |

    It’s not good. Trappist monks have colonized my liver.

  16. YYD | 3:37 pm |

    Translation:
    Propaganda and mental civility building place.

  17. Eccekio | 3:56 pm |

    @YYD. Thanks mate. That makes slightly less sense than the Engrish version.

  18. Salome | 6:16 pm |

    Is that the new name for the Super Room of B?

  19. Jøsh | 2:54 am |

    Civilization is constructed of people!

  20. sparky8367 | 9:47 am |

    Nice Photoshop.

  21. px | 5:33 pm |

    @YYD “Propagating of mainstream values” may be better…

  22. j s | 6:07 pm |

    I would think that the translation of this sign is correct: “spiritual civilization construction” is a catch-all term invented by the Communist Party in China for actions which seek to force government-sponsored ethics and religion on the people.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 3:00 pm |

    Oh God, the Scientologists are here!

  24. Ricky R. | 9:02 am |

    Hospitals: Building Spiritual Civilization, One Passing Away At a Time

  25. Jaza Mayne | 8:03 am |

    Hell to hot? Not into all the harps and angels? Come in and construct a spiritual civilization of your own! We’ll even help with the pubricity.

  26. Samuel Orman-Chan | 5:12 am |

    What does it do then?

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