Zoom seems safe

I think moon belongs with the raspberries.

Moon is facing the wrong way.

The Panda Brothers: Chan, Ban, Clam.

He’s called Moon because he’s already gone blind, and only goes out at night because of the hair all over his palms. And we won’t even mention Poon other than to say that his name is also his pastime.

Why is Poon Bear sniffing his finger?

Tonights top story: three chocolate teddy bear biscuit siblings held on suspicion of what police describe as ‘hidden camera related offences’. It is understood that the trio masqueraded as cuddly but tasty snacks whilst surreptitiously recording footage of unwary consumers poons & moons using a high powered zoom lens. Police became suspicious when the brothers attempted to set up a website to stream their footage but used their real names which happened to coincide with their modus operandi. Investigations are continuing. In other news, Fanny Flavoured ice cream causes a frenzy in Hanoi…

The favorite confectionary of every Tom, Fanny and Dick.

Rumor has it that dipping Poon into a glass of Tang results in an amazing taste sensation…

Do not eat wile drinking TANG.

@ Dervrak. Props for hitting it first.

The Teddy Brothers… Nugent, Kennedy and Bundy.

I keep hearing Ralph Kramden saying “Poon to the Moon, Alice!”

I’ll moon this poon and then zoom the heck outta here.

Not to be confused with The Fanny Sisters: Wink, Drink and Sink.

Why Poon? Because Poot just sounded too vulgar.

The next Korean Leader – . Poon Zoom Moon.

Avoid the brownie flavored version.

Poon must be downwind of Zoon and Moon.

And Moon is waxing.

If you put come cream on a Chocolate Moon you get a Santorum cookie!

…hey, if you thought THAT was tasteless, just imagine the captions I considered writing about eating Poon.

What’s poon?

Try also the Teddy Brothers – Strawberry Cookies: Drool, Stool and Doom

oh man, Freudian slip… that really is supposed to read “If you put SOME cream on a Chocolate Moon… If a webmaster wants to delete that one I would be fine with it, it really wasn’t that good of a joke anyway.

@ Nonesuch Ned: Don’t worry, they’re both funny.

(If anyone doesn’t understand, just google “Santorum” and see what site comes up first in the search engine.)

Honestly… what might fascinate the adult Japanese this much with English children’s rhymes?

Where’s Balloon, Baboon, Spitoon, Lagoon, Maroon, and Cartoon?

That poon has a tang to it.

Hmm, what other “oo” words can we use to scare customers away?

They forgot “loon”…

poonography….

Maybe the bears want us to zoom to the moon on a poon tree.

Maybe the Teddy Brothers want us to zoom to the moon on a poon tree.