Bestbugs

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   Algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   Very scratchy under the sheets.

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   beechoak | 4:54 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Bestwishes! And don’t let the bed mites bite!

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   Jazzy | 5:08 am |  Vote: 8   1  

   Don’t let the bed-mates bite either.

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   SuBee | 5:12 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Near to the lice even more so.

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   jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: 11   1  

   Also ask about our color coordinated line of chiggers, ticks and flees.

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   jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: 6   2  

   The bite of the mite is quite a plight, alright. Don’t invite that mite! Indict! Incite a fight upon that benighted fright. Do it now! Do it right! Do it overnight. Oh… and what’s with all the blue stuff?

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   iLock | 5:32 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   So you’re saying you have crabs??

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Because they mite bite them.

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   mickeygreeneyes | 5:41 am |  Vote: 1   2  

   Ah’m hankerin’ a mite fer that half-undressed filly back thar!

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    But if they’re somewhere really close to mites, it’s usually quite hard to decide who is the beautifule!

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    FatKenney | 6:09 am |  Vote: 6   1  

    Mite makes right.

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    Tong | 8:51 am |  Vote: 5   1  

    Put our mite sheets on your bed and sleep on the floor, You will have a beautiful sleep.

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    faulty wiring | 9:20 am |  Vote: 8   1  

    Also available: carcinogen free baby formula and rabbies free puppies*

    *does not imply puppies are in fact free from rabbies; baby formula contains melamine & dioxin

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    faulty wiring | 9:29 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    **or rabies

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    Jim_S55 | 10:29 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Of course!

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    Eccekio | 12:37 pm |  Vote: 9   1  

    No. Rabbi free. The puppies aren’t Jewish

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    Eccekio | 12:38 pm |  Vote: 5   1  

    As an Aussie would say: “She’ll be alrite mite.”.

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    Eccekio | 12:40 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    Err. Can two people sleep in a single bed?

    Yes Sir. Intimately.

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    Eccekio | 1:00 pm |  Vote: 2   2  

    I don’t know about the mites, my dear. But I certainly do bite.

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    RT | 4:40 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    the queen never realized snow white was fairer than her simply because she didn’t try to nuzzle her face in Fluffy

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    Eccekio | 7:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I know! The puupies are Shitsyou.

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    Brandon Arkell | 4:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    That woman has twig arms. I hope she doesn’t plan on dying of osteoporosis.

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    sparky | 9:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    But if you want not away from the mites, wecan accomodate.

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