“How would you like to to be served?”

posted on 18 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joe Voigts.
Menu found in Qingdao, China. 

32 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:10 am |

    …but it gave the wrong answer and is now your main course

  2. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |

    All sorts of crazy stuff has been happening since they repealed that legislation

  3. Algernon | 4:30 am |

    Befroe or after it was cooked.

  4. Jay | 4:39 am |

    “Mr. Squid, do you consent to be on the menu?”
    “Heck no, and don’t even try cooking me, I’m heavily armed.”

  5. DrLex | 4:39 am |

    … but its answer was ignored.

  6. J-Luke | 4:58 am |

    The squid was glad to be of serving…

  7. Chris | 5:09 am |

    Must be a Brooklyn squid. (“Hey, I wanna axe you a question.”)

  8. jjhitt | 5:14 am |

    And how do you say pizza in Squidlish?

  9. SF | 6:37 am |

    Doing God’s wok.

  10. Classic Steve | 8:19 am |

    That’s the politest restaurant I’ve ever seen.

  11. coffeebot | 8:35 am |

    It came as no surprise that the squid’s answer was in ink.

  12. jjhitt | 9:18 am |

    9 out of ten squids agree that looking like the Great Cthulhu is kinda neat.

  13. J-Luke | 10:17 am |

    …but didn’t have an ink-ling of what would await him.

  14. Eccekio | 10:34 am |

    A Squid robbed a bank. He was described as two foot tall, greyish, and very well armed

  15. Eccekio | 10:40 am |

    Shark swims past Squid who lloks very sick. He says to the Squid. “Hop up on my back mate, and I will give you a ride to where you are going.”

    On the way he meets Dolphin who he had been olaying Poker with the previous night. Dolphin. Dolphin asks. “Have you got my money?”

    Shark replies. “Yeah. Here’s that six quid I owe you.”

  16. Eccekio | 11:06 am |

    Was the Squid battered before it was killed, or afterwards?

  17. SuSu | 11:41 am |

    Just like in the court.

  18. Lerm | 1:41 pm |

    The golf playing kangaroos just don’t want to know about it. They weren’t asked…….

  19. Peter Chan | 2:13 pm |

    And the squid answered “What . . . but I am not even one of the ingredients!”

  20. Tactless | 2:24 pm |

    The shrimp, on the other hand…

  21. sparky | 4:31 pm |

    But didn’t know any better because it came from Squid Row

  22. Jøsh | 5:04 pm |

    “The chair is against the wall”
    “John has a long mustache”
    “The crow flies at midnight”

  23. iLock | 11:56 pm |

    And we interpreted its silence to mean.. “Yes you can cull me, cook me,
    and serve me in your restaurant”

  24. Frank Burns | 6:58 am |

    You mean the squid was AXED.

  25. alexmagnus | 3:47 pm |

    Who’d answer stupid questions for 28 Yuan? A squid is too smart for your cheap Q&A game, for this price it’d better end up in someone’s mouth.

  26. scars | 9:07 pm |

    “Is there any last request, squid?”

  27. Christian | 9:03 am |

    … but it didn’t change its destiny in any way…

  28. emily | 2:45 am |

    …. so we declare the diner not guilty of eating it ………..

  29. cocaslocas | 1:14 pm |

    the squid didn’t read the fine print…

  30. pijo | 8:30 am |

    what’s it answering?

  31. SB DA WANG | 5:27 pm |

    There’s not even a squid in the Chinese original… How mysterious!

  32. The Elusive Sea Donkey | 5:44 pm |

    “Eeeeh…Squidward?”

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.