Just set the machine to cry load

posted on 4 Mar 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Phillip Planes. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    THat explains the salt smelll

  2. Jewels | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s a typo. P stands for PRY CLEAN.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    inspired by Jesus when the woman cry cleaned his feet.

  4. Peter | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    And DRY OUT ALOUD

  5. Chris | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    My laundry is clean. Waaaahhhh!

  6. JonnyTBone | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Yes, PLEASE explain.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Do not fumble in cryer

  8. Chuck | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh Lucy ! Why does my favourite salsa shirt look worse now ?

    You got some ‘splaining to do !!

  9. SuSu | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Your tears make it clean.

  10. ravenxcorvinus | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    They forgot to include “blow

  11. ravenxcorvinus | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    ..dry”

  12. Eccekio | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    After I have washed my white shirts with my red footy socks, I put them in the cryer.

  13. Eccekio | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THIS MACHINE IS OVERLOADED!

  14. Eccekio | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Old British maxim: Any one can understand English, if you shout it lodly enough.

  15. Eccekio | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    EDIT: Anyone can understand English, if you shout it loudly enough

  16. coffeebot | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    EXPLAIN cry

  17. YYD | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Because it might tear otherwise.

  18. demondude777 | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Honey, this shirt still has a stain in it! Did you clean this with a smile again???

  19. DragonLady | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    “Cry havoc, and unleash the dogs of CLEAN!”–WS

  20. DragonLady | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    “Attendant, I’ve got so much to clean, can you cry me a river?”

  21. Chango | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just a lot more fun when you cry dirty. This must rule I break.

  22. jjhitt | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Sorry. No ticket, No sympathy.

  23. jjhitt | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Wring Wring!
    Who’s there?
    Explain Washing.
    Explain Washing Who?
    Two priests and a camel.
    Sorry, you have the wrong joke.

  24. Sam | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    from the makers of “Spit Shine…”

  25. Darth Na'vi | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Yep, that explain it for me!

  26. Eccekio | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Which hand?

    Also. May I use only one?

  27. Snufkin | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    70% Cotton
    15% Polyester
    15% Onion

    Made From Recycled Materials

  28. SuSu | 1:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    There’s somebody who disliked all comments.

  29. Jeff | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ENGRISH DEFINES.

  30. brandoramo | 12:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Laundry has never been so sad.

  31. Mark | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    All Temperature Cheer will dry your tears.

  32. Jøsh | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time I explain washing to my underwear at the laundromat, I get weird looks.

  33. HP | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *cries* I slipped and broke my leg! Get my towel before it’s too late!

  34. sparky | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who cried foul?

  35. iLock | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Washing! Why are you crying? Explain yourself!

  36. Brenda Treagan | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you knew what I paid for it you wouldn’t think cry cleaning was that big of a stretch

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