Playing tricks with pasta

Not greek style then

Excuse me, waiter? My whore is a little bland.

I would like to order the Penis Presto but no garlic.

The Penis Alfredo is not creamy enough.

customer: “Are these cherry tomatoes?”
waiter: “Not even close.”

Zesty is the best kind.

Mare? I guess the rodeo must be in town.

Waiter! There’s tomato sauce in my fly.

Had to check this out.
“puttanesca” is literally “whore’s style spaghetti” in Italian.

(This explains why those restaurants have paper tablecloths.)

Whorely epic failure

It’s better than the tomato sauce thats just goes through the motions.

It’s their red light special

It goes well with the next entre.

Mmm try the new Vafanculo sauce and a Mangia Merde for dessert.

Waiter: No sir, your bill is correct. STDs are extra….

… and a side of bearded clams.

When this cigarette is out – you better be done with your meal.

It is obviously the wrong time of the month to order the Pasta.

Cost: Around $50 for three courses without drinks.

Overall Impression: An enjoyable dining experience, although the penne puttanesca had a strange but familiar tang about it, which left me with an unusual rash, difficult passing urine and a sense of shame. 3/5.

the only restaurant where you’ll be disappointed by how fast the entree comes.

“Pasta puttanesca is known as “whore’s pasta.” The name of this robust pasta dish originated in Naples after the local women of easy virtue. All the ingredients are just as easy to put your hands on, making this a quick and satisfying meal!”

Mama Mia thats ital-rish

@josh. If you find the pasta “satisfying”, you must be doing something very devious with your food.

Not bad for only a penne. HAH

Which raises the question: would putonesca be pasta for happy guys?

Several of the tomatoes have repented and become nuns

As the poster stated above, smelly or zesty whore is what Puttanesca actually means in Italian. Most Americans don’t know this.

So, for some, I guess the jokes on us!

The Penna Alfredo with creamy white sauce complements the zesty whore sauce very well.

Homade Pasta