Way to ruin my day…

posted on 30 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

I got all my curvet out of my system on the way over….

Photo courtesy of Emma Merritt.
Found at a club in Shanghai. 

28 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |

    Nonsensical warning signs permitted

  2. Algernon | 4:16 am |

    Is bombing and splashing OK

  3. Zizzybalooba | 4:25 am |

    Wet pillows can pack quite a whallop.

  4. coffeebot | 4:28 am |

    Pay attention, cuz I ruined my feather pillow at that pool.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    Water-bed fight must be allowed!

  6. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    Curvet: a prancing leap of a horse in which the hind legs are raised just before the forelegs touch the ground.

    HEY YOU! YOU WITH THE HORSE! OUTTA THE POOL!

  7. FatKenney | 4:42 am |

    @jjhitt: But I was playing water polo!

  8. DrLex | 4:43 am |

    Pillow fights are all fun and games until someone loses all their down.

  9. FatKenney | 4:46 am |

    Some hullabaloo permitted but be sensible.

  10. Frank Burns | 4:58 am |

    If you play water pollo, keep poney nose up so as to not drowned.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    Ha, swimming pools – is there ANYTHING allowed at all?

  12. jjhitt | 5:26 am |

    Pillow fight fatalities are way down since we put up the sign.

  13. Lora | 5:48 am |

    @jjhitt; Is that what the life guards mean when they say no horseplay around the pool?

  14. Lora | 5:51 am |

    Also: Ever since care fell into the water, people have been ignoring the pool rules a lot more.

  15. Stopchicks | 6:03 am |

    No Super Soaker fights in the hotel beds either.

  16. Dervrak | 6:11 am |

    Hugh Heffner is really cracking down on hyjink around the Playboy Mansion pool area…

  17. Ben | 6:22 am |

    @jjhitt: Most people just shorten that to “No Horseplay”

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:20 am |

    I lament the good old days where everything is allowed, incl sex and drugs, at the pool.

  19. Biff the Understudy | 7:43 am |

    No, I think they mean no CORVETTES are allowed. Hey you kids! Get that sports car outta the pool!

  20. Peter Chan | 11:39 am |

    Some day we will find “SWIMMING NOT ALLOWED” erected beside a swimming pool . . .

  21. Eccekio | 2:30 pm |

    I think all the young ladies should “crack down” on men wearing skimpy swimming costumes.

  22. RT | 3:07 pm |

    but i always hurdle off the diving platform on horseback while pillow fighting my women friends in midair at the pool…

  23. airplayne | 9:09 pm |

    Waddaya mean you don’t use horses in water polo?!?!?

  24. Jøsh | 11:29 pm |

    No pillow fights, ok. What about panty raids?

  25. ccY | 5:09 pm |

    Thou shall not covet…

  26. Lollerskate | 2:31 am |

    Man, a pillowfighting horseman diving via curvet must be gettin’ some sweet jailtime, but it’s worth it!

  27. pijo | 8:24 am |

    why? pillow fight is not dangerous!!

  28. CUBE | 5:04 am |

    Never bring a pillow to a splash fight… And when you’re around these guys, wear a raincoat when they have pillow fights!

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