We do it only for the smiles…

posted on 1 Mar 2012 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Patrick Wong.
Beef tongue flavored potato chips found in Japan. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No smile, no beef!

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe the beef bile salt chips are very good too.

  3. FatKenney | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow I don’t like the idea of tasting anything that will be tasting me back.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The customers are smiling but the beef is not.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you think the ‘customer’s smiles’ promise was said with a beef tongue in their cheek?

  6. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “All Customer’s Smiles” — all seven of them.

  7. jjhitt | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of cow chips, but I thought they meant something else.

  8. jjhitt | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We always produce! You can’t lick our chips.

  9. jjhitt | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry Charlie. Yomoyoshi doesn’t want cows with good taste, they want cows that taste well.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what always makes ME smile: sodium scraped off a giant tongue that’s been licking God-knows-what!

  11. coffeebot | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatsamatta? Cat got your tongue?
    No, Yamayoshi.

  12. FRANK BURNS | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who french kissed a cow and tought it would be a good flavor for potato chips in the first place?

  13. Chris | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’m not eating anything that comes out of a cow’s mouth. Gimme a couple hard boiled eggs.” -Archie Bunker

  14. Lora | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder it was difficult for Happy Cow’s two fathers to influence him. Hey pwofabwy hag hoo halk hoo him wike hiff!

  15. Jay | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beef Tongue Salt…from heavily sedated cows.

  16. GwydionM | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cow Tongue Salf available on demand

  17. GwydionM | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beef Tongue from DIscontented Bullocks

  18. Eccekio | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably better than Beer-tongue the morning after.

  19. Jøsh | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the 10 year anniversary for Yamayoshi’s line of “Beef Tongue Salt” They must be proud.

  20. Jewels | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and we always produce salt and vinegar ox tail for all customers’ frowns.

  21. Eccekio | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ FatKenny. I donn’t know about that mate. If any lady wished to return the favour, I, for one, would not decline..

  22. FatKenney | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Eccekio. I agree. But in that event the tasting isn’t really the point, is it?

  23. sparky8367 | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What made that cow sick?

  24. McBee | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Been there, saw the package, laughed at the Engrish, but say what you want fellas, those (“gyuu-tan” is a Sendai specialty) are probably the most delicious potato-chips I have ever eaten.
    I stock up on them every year. True story.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try Cuban Necktie flavor!

  26. A non-ymous | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @sparky8367 – That’s one of the production line cows. It’s just tired after a long day of licking chips.

  27. kunoichizero | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh, I don’t want to taste anything that can potentially taste me back.

  28. Christine | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, Cow Tongue Chips, how they always make me smile.

    Betcha can’t not vomit just one.

  29. Laughingstock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ FatKenney & Ecceckio: First of all, we ladies do appreciate the ROFLs, even the ones who aren’t…being…tasted. Ahem. And in any event, hey, it takes all kinds, heifers notwithstanding….

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