Served with Unfulfilled Dream, er Cream

More like vanilla on Jello

Looks like dessert, tastes like Grandpa.

We call it the “Hot Fudge ‘n Curmudgeon”.

Just don’t swallow.

A cup opf suger should do the trick

Ingredients: 70% pure alcohol, 25% coffee powder and 5% jelly. Ideal for the bitter adult who wants to crash.

Bitter Beer flvoured jellies for the adult taste.

@Fat Kenny. Madam. I am not a scurrilous curmudgeon. I am a highly scurried one. (Winston Churchill)

Jennen Garofolo”s favorite dessert.

♪ A wee bit odf sugar makes the bitter cup go down,
The bitter cup go down,
In a mostly spiteful way♫

It’s the One Goh Special.

Me: I can’t eat this cafe jelly.
Waiter: Because it’s too bitter?
Me: Because there’s no spoon.

My waitress was an English Major

That’s not Ice Cream, it’s curdled milk. It leaves a sour taste in your mouth that perfectly accentuates the tastes of spite and jealously, AKA unsweetened cocoa.

Everyone on our wait staff just went through a messy divorce.

Also try our Snow Crash Cafe jelly of the taste of a jaded youth.

The distinctive taste of shattered dreams and toasted drinks

Mom, YUCK . . . The jelly tastes like a cafe!

Served by my ex wife.

I was promised jelly on top of the vanilla. I knew I shouldn’t of gotten my hopes up.

From Prince Hamlet’s Jelly Kingdom. Franchises available in your area now!

when you taste it, you’ll feel like a bitter adult

Brings back fond memories of travel in Asia. Their various weird ices and jello concoctions were a good excuse to get off the crowded streets for a bit. This black coffee jello looks like a nice way to cool down and get some caffeine at the same time. Certainly better than the hot tea and toast in those Tokyo cafes.