Steamed with our pleasure

posted on 6 Apr 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Kuhn.
Menu found in Busan, South Korea. 

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  1. Zizzybalooba | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With belly button cheese as an appetizer.

  2. FatKenney | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh look, it comes with a side order of crabs!

  3. FatKenney | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that my dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  4. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the cook seems to walk in a funny way, it is because someone ordered the crotch steamed dish earlier.

  5. Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always hot and steaming

  6. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear it’s a long slow process with lots of foreplay involved.

  7. Stopchicks | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t be seen ordering that in pubic.

  8. Zizzybalooba | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And how about some fried lice?

  9. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, now I’m really steamed.

  10. J-Luke | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cook is probably wearing hotpants…

  11. nyuk | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’d like a side of burning ass to go along with my steaming crotch, thank you

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They mean ‘fish’… right?

  13. jjhitt | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why you don’t put the Home Ec teacher in charge of the abstinence program.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Officially recommended, confirmed, approved and not being eaten by Mr. Gumby and the Ministry of Silly Walk.

  15. Su | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just glad it’s not steamed crotch.

  16. Classic Steve | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meatballs? You might say that.

  17. Someone | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Depending on the cook’s gender, your preference and your desperation, that can be really hot I suppose.

  18. Christian | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they bring the water for the tea to the boil…

  19. JonnyTBone | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s a hair in my Crotch Steamed Dish.

  20. Eccekio | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you think that’s bad, you should see how the waitress warms up the Hotdogs.

  21. Eccekio | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the Japanese traditionally ate Sashimi off a naked woman, I guess the Koreans are entitled to their own perversions.

  22. Juleecm1 | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pubic hairs on the side.

  23. Ben | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Serving size may vary.

  24. Hugh | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We only use all natural juices

  25. Sparky | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All of our crotches have been steamed at one time or another!

  26. Lora | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s called Crotch Steamed Dish because that’s where it always lands if the waiters spill it on you.

  27. Ange Wallace | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra crotch seasoning in hot weather. Nice and be salty for your pleasure!

  28. LD Ablo | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know the chef has the hots for me,but this is ridiculous.

  29. Lol | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … what were they TRYING to say??
    Usually it’s pretty obvious, but this has me stumped.

  30. DuncanDonuts | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS is why they invented athletic cups.

  31. pijo | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    crotch steamed? a crotch so hot it boil water and steam the dish

  32. coffeebot | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s a soup in your fly

  33. Brenda Treagan | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh good something to go along with my butt fried appetizer

  34. phoenixx | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    havent you heard of a microwave??????

  35. TripleU | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For our assteamed guests

  36. Someguy | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We guarantee… It’s hot as balls.

  37. Casey | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of the yeast infection!

  38. Dennis | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our ass-boiled cuisine!

  39. PJ | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know it’s cooked through when the juices run clear.

  40. hpcharlie | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My Korean wife still says “crouch” instead of “crotch” even though her English is good. At least she doesn’t reverse them the other way.

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