This stuff is going viral…

posted on 4 Apr 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ahmar Mahboob.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s some darn tasty Ebola!

  2. jjhitt | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no cure for bad fashion sense.
    But it can be prevented.
    Get immunized today.

  3. Algernon | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed to give you China Belly anywhere.

  4. SF | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the problem with fashionable restaurants: they serve microscopic portions.

  5. Zizzybalooba | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says high fashion like losing your cookies.

  6. coffeebot | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno, I’m sick of fashion food.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can understand why those super models are so skinny and sick looking.

  8. Mc-Taz | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, there’s a hair in my food!”
    “No, madam. That’s just our new cotton blend!”

  9. Biff the Understudy | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The food’s so good, it’s gone viral!

  10. Biff the Understudy | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Arrgh, I read all the captions but the webmaster’s. My bad.

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha! They think botox is a virus.

  12. Lora | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also on the menu: Chicken Pox Chow Mien, Egg Flu Young, Measle Soup, (Instead of Miso Soup) Sneezeburger and French Fryrus, and for dessert, Cough-ee Cake or Fudgesickle. Today’s special from our Bacterial Section is Smoked Salmonella Salmon. Yummy.

  13. Peter Chan | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yipe, but then the most bowerful nation in the world can eat just anything . . .

  14. Eccekio | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is an anagram for salmonella.

  15. Lollerskate | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bacterium with chicken is so yesteryear…

  16. S Clay Wilson | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The filthiest restaurants always have the tastiest food.

  17. S Clay Wilson | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Catch the fever!

  18. sparky | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Designer death.

  19. Just a name | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know why the food I cook always tastes so bad. I forgot to put the good food virus in it!

  20. iLock | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Being sick is so hot right now!

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