This toy is a pain in the butt…

posted on 13 Apr 2012 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Randy Parsons.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    So…as I say, I was playing with my kids toys in the shower, and just sort of slipped…

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought these are exclusively made only at Toys’R’ass…

  3. DrLex | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to our new adult toys section!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    CAUTION: For bad gays only.

  5. JohnZ | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Three different characters… Pinky for beginners, Brain for advanced asstormenters and Fat Albert for the most hardcore ones.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I assume it’s only for adults of 3 years and up…

  7. Algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds painful.

  8. coffeebot | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Insert. Repeat.

  9. Chuck | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My mentor turned out to be a tormentor, too.

  10. airplayne | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.

  11. Classic Steve | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess I’m not the only one who finds Skylanders annoying.

  12. Nonsuch Ned | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Filed under: “Engrish from other Countries”
    Country: USA — leading the world in broken English and embarrassing misspellings since 1776

  13. Peter | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, may I use your asstisance, please?
    This asstorment is darn heavy !!

  14. demondude777 | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    These characters will rip you a new one!

  15. jjhitt | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Asstorment in three characters: I.R.S.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Miserably and miserably and miserably asstorment.

  17. GwydionM | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A three-pack ass is never likely to be comfortable

  18. abohemiansrhapsody | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you need some ass-tits-ance with that?

  19. RT | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    what’s the toy called? “my first s&m?”

  20. Ian | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    For kids who are still in the anal stage.

  21. Tom | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    umm.. do you have these in 2 packs,i’m uh….trying to cut down..a little

  22. Ben | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Our exclusive new range will keep you on the edge of your seat!

  23. Jewels | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @coffeebot: Insert. Repeat 777862 times! now that’s real torment.

  24. Snickers | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t get it. How is 3pack Character Assortment related to butt? Can someone explain?

  25. FatKenney | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Snickers: Read again. It’s not assortment, it’s ass-torment.

  26. pijo | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    the ass tormentor

  27. Snickers | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @FatKenney Oh thanks, silly me hahah

  28. Emily | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Asstonishing price too!

  29. sparky | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Not a bad price. My last ass torment cost me my house and alot more than $19.95.

  30. Christian | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Simple colonic irrigation would do the trick.

  31. RandyParsons | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yay, my engrish finally got posted! (: Sent this in like last year. Was totally dumbfounded when I saw this in the toysRus catalog. xD

  32. TT | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This toy can be used for everything butt advertising. If you know your way around the internet and/or SF, you might now what I mean. Delete if you find this remark too “adult”. (Butt I think I managed to keep it fairly cryptic).

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