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This toy is a pain in the butt…
posted on 13 Apr 2012 in Toys
Photo courtesy of Randy Parsons.
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So…as I say, I was playing with my kids toys in the shower, and just sort of slipped…
I thought these are exclusively made only at Toys’R’ass…
Welcome to our new adult toys section!
CAUTION: For bad gays only.
Three different characters… Pinky for beginners, Brain for advanced asstormenters and Fat Albert for the most hardcore ones.
I assume it’s only for adults of 3 years and up…
Sounds painful.
Insert. Repeat.
My mentor turned out to be a tormentor, too.
One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.
Guess I’m not the only one who finds Skylanders annoying.
Filed under: “Engrish from other Countries”
Country: USA — leading the world in broken English and embarrassing misspellings since 1776
Sir, may I use your asstisance, please?
This asstorment is darn heavy !!
These characters will rip you a new one!
Asstorment in three characters: I.R.S.
Miserably and miserably and miserably asstorment.
A three-pack ass is never likely to be comfortable
Do you need some ass-tits-ance with that?
what’s the toy called? “my first s&m?”
For kids who are still in the anal stage.
umm.. do you have these in 2 packs,i’m uh….trying to cut down..a little
Our exclusive new range will keep you on the edge of your seat!
@coffeebot: Insert. Repeat 777862 times! now that’s real torment.
I don’t get it. How is 3pack Character Assortment related to butt? Can someone explain?
@Snickers: Read again. It’s not assortment, it’s ass-torment.
the ass tormentor
@FatKenney Oh thanks, silly me hahah
Asstonishing price too!
Not a bad price. My last ass torment cost me my house and alot more than $19.95.
Simple colonic irrigation would do the trick.
Yay, my engrish finally got posted! (: Sent this in like last year. Was totally dumbfounded when I saw this in the toysRus catalog. xD
This toy can be used for everything butt advertising. If you know your way around the internet and/or SF, you might now what I mean. Delete if you find this remark too “adult”. (Butt I think I managed to keep it fairly cryptic).