Threesome goes gruesome

posted on 18 Apr 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Cupid’s aim was low…

Photo courtesy of Seth Green.
New movie currently playing in China.
Supposed to read “Love in the Buff”. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Take a love sandwich to a whole new level.

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I know its a trannie movie.

  3. JohnZ | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s hope it’s released in 3D.

  4. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They misspelled the name of the cinema.

  5. coffeebot | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter the Dragon: doggy style

  6. coffeebot | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s new population control program

  7. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon to a theater behind you.

  8. DrLex | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Featuring a theme song by Samwell.

  9. faulty wiring | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Number 3 on the list of Sunday family outings not to have

  10. Frank Burns | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rated G

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Three-pack character asstorment with a different flavor.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And now something completely different: ‘The Man With Three Buttocks’.

  13. Chris | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your name isn’t Peg, is it?

  14. coffeebot | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Greek? I thought you said this movie was Chinese.

  15. nyuk | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    of course it’ll be the guy who gets it

  16. Biff the Understudy | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s wearing a hoodie, SHOOT HIM!

  17. demondude777 | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thumbs up!!!!!!

  18. Lora | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They were going to call it “Love in the Heart” but a person’s butt is a lot bigger. The bigger the part, the bigger the love, right? :-)

  19. Eccekio | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How very French of you.

  20. Eccekio | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They musn’t. Otherwise, there would not be nearly 1.5 billion Chinese.

  21. Cons19 | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    2 thumbs in!

  22. FatKenney | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    excerpt from the movie: “I’m ready for my trip to Uranus.”

  23. Frank Burns | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One hour later and you’ll just be horny again.

  24. DanT | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Look at each of these people’s faces and guess who is the beneficiary of this “Love in the butt”…

  25. Josiah | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I said what what in the butt”

  26. Jewels | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … reminds me of this instruction on a stick deodorant: ‘Take off cap, stick thumb up bottom’.
    But, of course, in this case it’s ‘take off hood’.

  27. Chuck | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She touched it and said, “Gruesome!”
    She touched it again, and it grew some more.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Endless love is out. Anus love is in.

  29. Eccekio | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With two horny Chiinese ladies, the poor guy looks worn out.

  30. Christian | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (As)S-peace cinema? Hardly. If they ever achieve anything at zero gravity.

  31. GwydionM | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Peace Cinema That Surpaseth Human Understanding

  32. S Clay Wilson | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They pegged him as a pushover.

  33. S Clay Wilson | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where did I put that darned love? Oh, here it is!

  34. Seth Green | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just learned it’s a sequel to Love in a Puff, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_in_a_Puff

  35. Lambo1 | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it’s actually “piece cinema.”

  36. Jøsh | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good evening ladies and Gentleman and welcome to Trans-Continental. Your in flight movie will be…

  37. Sparky | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fly the really friendly skies.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I love assian movies.

  39. pijo | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    really? usually it will be pain in the butt

  40. Mark | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that might just be a poorly selected font.

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