Wendy’s goes that extra mile…

Photo courtesy of Oliver Khaw.
Found at a Wendy’s chain restaurant in Jakarta, Indonesia. 

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  1. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like fries with that culture and refinement?

  2. FatKenney | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Other fast food places: “Do you want fries with that?”
    Wendy’s: “Have fries with that. It’d be real unfortunate if something bad was to happen to you for not having fries.”

  3. Algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bit like starbucks not being purveors of good coffee.

  4. jjhitt | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Rocketed to earth as a small child, Wen-Di was raised by a kindly hamburger clown and given the name of Dave Thomas. Fighting a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and good aesthetic judgment!

  5. Peter | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    YIKES . . . let’s go Arby’s, at least they will cut the threat !!

  6. Lao Ma | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Socks with sandals! You better take those off or else…”

  7. d17nk | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wendy’s employees: we don’t cut any corners when it comes to quality, we’ll just cut you up if you don’t buy our burgers.

  8. S Clay Wilson | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …so make sure you enjoy your meal, because we know where you live.

  9. S Clay Wilson | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and your little dog too.

  10. coffeebot | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because Quality is not just a Threat, it’s our Recipe

  11. Sparky | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad taste and threats for everyone. Gotta love an equal opportunity for everyone!

  12. GwydionM | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We only refuse to cut one corner. Fortunately we mostly use circles

  13. Big Fat Cat | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wendy has changed a lot since the death of Dave Thomas. I got a death threat for not sizing up my fries and drinks.

  14. jjhitt | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ma gonna make you a hamburger you can not refuse.

  15. Take 2 | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommm! That little red-headed girl is threatening me again!

  16. Su | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I kinda have an urge to misread “fresh” as “flesh”.

  17. Jøsh | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Threat Level: Red

  18. Eccekio | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I have to cut corners, or my bread won’t fit in the toaster.

  19. Angd Wallace | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not a threat, it’s a promise!

  20. A non-ymous | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’m gonna make Ronald McDonald an offer he can’t refuse.”

  21. Biff the Understudy | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No shirt, no shoes, no dinner jacket, no service.

  22. Frank Burns | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not a promise.

  23. chris | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “….NOW! Would you rike uh paper or plastic befoe you get OUTTA MY STORE!! Thank you, and prease come many times…”

  24. Biff the Understudy | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    U can haz cheeseburger… or else.

  25. EffEff | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At Wendy’s we won’t cut corner on anything … except translations.

  26. pijo | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must be an awesome threat

  27. sparky | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wendys will beat the hell out of you but it’s all done in good taste.

  28. demondude777 | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What size fries would you like with your meal, mother****er?

  29. Don | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Family business”

  30. Steve Fountain | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And certainly not on proofreading

  31. Dennis | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurt good taste and we’ll blow your head off!

  32. hpcharlie | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We make the burger patties square so they’ll stick in your stinkin’ throat and you’ll die!

  33. Charlie | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew Wendy’s was a front for the Yakuza.

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