Will that be low-fat or regular?

posted on 15 Apr 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ben and Deenaree Voelker.
Restaurant menu found in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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  1. FatKenney | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll have a medium, cream and sugar, and the petite blonde with the blue tank top.”

  2. Algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Blonde or brunette

  3. Mc-Taz | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Normally she would be hot, but she’s cold to anyone who tries to get close.

  4. faulty wiring | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looked so hot & tasty but turned out to be stale, dry and well past it’s used by date

  5. jjhitt | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no, no… I asked for a Short and this is a Venti.

  6. Jewels | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have ice coffee with sfimmed milf in a Pepsi can. Thanf you.

  7. Ben | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Together at last!

  8. Chuck | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the Mirinda cans !

  9. Peter | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, Plain milf, please

  10. coffeebot | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    file under CILD: coffee i’d like to drink

  11. Lora | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I drank lemon juice instead of lemon ade I would need thirst ade.

  12. Biff the Understudy | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shaken, not stirred.

  13. Mmmm | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This IS the true wonder 3in1 coffee, with amasing properties!
    Antioxidant, refreshing, stress releaving, calories burning, immunity boosting…and to make it even better, you get the juice and mineral water included in the price. Green young beans with mature hot blonde and plenty of ice is best imo, but I would try once a well roasted black with no sugar too.

  14. demondude777 | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have 2 iced coffees with MILFs…hold the ice coffee please.

  15. Eccekio | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jao som. Qer com?

  16. Eccekio | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought MILF was a middle aged luscious female

  17. chris | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …no, an iced coffee with milf….i mean, a coffee with breasts……uh, what i meant was,. i’ll take it black like my ladies……

  18. Jøsh | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See the cans on that Pepsi?

  19. sparky | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All leftovers from the war including the MILF.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Stifflers mom came with a single malt scotch.

  21. Tefi | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got MILF? (can’t believe no one said that yet)

  22. pikapal | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope it comes with Stacy’s Mom.

  23. Todd | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cold coffee with a hot mama!

  24. coffeebot | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *ahem* that barrista is my Mom

  25. Notso | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get the ice on the side?

  26. krypto | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You say Ice Coffee with MILF, we say Bitch

  27. yes to chess | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ice coffee with milf….priceless

  28. Me | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a min! I don’t think it’s a mistake. Must be from one of those “sexy cafes” similar to those found all over the place in California’s Little Saigon.

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