You’re in for a ride!

posted on 10 Apr 2012 in Signs

Removes rough, dry skin!

Photo courtesy of Nicole and Joseph.
Found in Tokyo. 

34 captions

  1. Zizzybalooba | 4:16 am |

    No thanks. I’ll stick with toilet paper (1 ply).

  2. DrLex | 4:16 am |

    Rear escalator implants, the newest craze in cosmetic surgery.

  3. jjhitt | 4:21 am |

    Escalator closed for repairs — Please use other cheek.

  4. DrLex | 4:22 am |

    Doctor, I have this uncomfortable feeling when I’m sitting down and when I get up again, I’m always on a different floor.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:32 am |

    I’m dropping a couple off at floor number two

  6. iLock | 4:40 am |

    Sign meant for androids with digestive systems

  7. iLock | 4:42 am |

    When I get my shoelace caught in the escalator, it always
    ends up looking like a thong…

  8. jjhitt | 5:05 am |

    @iLock: It’s not my shoelace I’m worried about.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:09 am |

    O.K. but you have to use the elevator on your……….

  10. Algernon | 5:12 am |

    Going up or down

  11. Stopchicks | 6:16 am |

    That’s a bum ride.

  12. Eccekio | 7:34 am |

    OOoohh! Wouldn’t that smart..

  13. Eccekio | 7:36 am |

    Circumcisions done free!

  14. Biff the Understudy | 7:37 am |

    What’s that eerie green light coming from my rear end?

  15. demondude777 | 9:04 am |

    Escalators: The new Tokyo toilet paper.

  16. jjhitt | 9:58 am |

    “Don’t ask why. I’m in jail in Tokyo and I need you to call the consulate.”

  17. GwydionM | 10:06 am |

    Please ignore the short-cut through your belly button

  18. Lora | 10:16 am |

    The escalator is really a slide we borrowed from the playground, which is why you have to use your behind. You have to climb a ladder to get to the second floor but going back down is a lot more fun. WHEEEE!!!

  19. jjhitt | 1:14 pm |

    Isn’t this a song from Nirvana’s Live At Reading album?

  20. iLock | 6:24 pm |

    @jjhitt: It sure sounds like the Escalator To Hell…

  21. Me | 8:25 pm |

    I knew it was starting to sag, but I didn’t realize it needed THAT much help.

  22. Jøsh | 1:38 am |

    then Fonsie said “Sit on it.”

  23. EffEff | 7:31 pm |

    That’s how the Six Million Dollar Man runs so fast.

  24. Emily | 10:04 pm |

    Need a lift, bums?

  25. Christian | 2:59 am |

    It started with artificial hip joints… What will they think of next?

  26. Craig | 10:32 pm |

    these devices were probably installed by the underpants gnomes.

  27. pijo | 8:14 am |

    I’ll die

  28. sparky | 4:52 am |

    I’ll just take the stairs…ouch stop that!

  29. Lambo1 | 4:29 pm |

    You take the escalator when going up . . . but you use the “slip & slide” when going down.

  30. Awanthi | 11:45 pm |

    Can I just use a loofah instead?

  31. Drax | 12:42 pm |

    when told to haul ass upstairs….

  32. Phir | 9:09 am |

    My aunt did that – disassed her.

  33. Blue | 5:29 pm |

    A new treatment for constipation…

  34. mephelise | 3:32 pm |

    Well, that escalated very quickly

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