A gang of wha…

posted on 2 May 2012 in Chinglish

I’m the foreskin, er, I mean foreman…

Photo courtesy of T.K.M.
 Found at a Chinese factory making bicycle parts, 
in location of crew who make injection-molded parts. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A bird in the hand…

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Whenever a vacancy is posted on the bulletin board, we receive tens of thousands applications.

  3. beechoak | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They don’t rumble with “guns” per se…

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What, the whole gang? All at once?!

  5. beechoak | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They have a theme song: “Come Together” by The Beatles

  6. Peter | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a funny euphemism for “all-male staff”

  7. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ When you’re a Jet,
    You’re a Jet all the way
    From the first stroke
    To your last dyin’ day…♫

  8. jjhitt | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I will never be able to hear Queen’s “Bicycle Races” without thinking of this sign.

  9. SF | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bang.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst initiation process EVER!

  11. Frank Burns | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Boom goes the dynamites.

  12. Johnny Cache | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I get it now! *That’s* why the grass is ashamed to smile….

  13. Rm | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And that’s why i love my job so much…

  14. Stopchicks | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to see their gang “sign.”

  15. jjhitt | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me introduce you to the gang. This is Rod, Dick, Johnson, Shaft and Tiny.

  16. Frank Burns | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Their popularity goes in spurts.

  17. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Every one on three…one…

  18. Nonsuch Ned | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I know I was beat to the punch, but…

    ♫ When you’re a Jizz,
    You’re a Jizz all the way
    From the first flying skeet
    To your last jerkin’ beat…♫

  19. demondude777 | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So, where do i apply to be one of the gang?

  20. Firstborn | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Membership is still in its premature stage.

  21. chris | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Thank you, and cum again…”

  22. Sparky | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a stroke job or what?

  23. Eccekio | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hell! What do they steal?

  24. Ian Dangerfiled | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We are the Ejaculate Gang. No-one cums close

  25. Biff the Understudy | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Their annual charity fundraiser is the Ejaculate Gang Poontang Wang Bang

  26. Jay | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When I started this job, I was just a little squirt.

  27. RT | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t wanna know what happens when they’re involved in “rival shootings.”

  28. Lollerskate | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what happens when a sausage party just conforms…

  29. Lollerskate | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The gang where everyone is your bro (or sis).

  30. Jøsh | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …and that is why bike seats are shaped that way.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yin-Gang?

  32. iLock | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    E.g….

  33. sparky | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A gang of beat offs.

  34. GwydionM | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The work of the Gang of Onan

  35. Davey8 | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No…Uhmm… Boo-cocky ….

  36. Andrew T. | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A gang of male porn stars.

  37. Kristo-Ham | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, ejaculate has a second meaning, to utter suddenly; exclaim.

  38. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The new album from The Bloodhound Gang.

  39. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’m coming!” he ejaculated.

  40. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    All gang members are expected to pull their…… weight.

  41. EffEff | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a fact, Jack.

  42. Phir | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “hey you guys, come here for a second. It’s a time sex thing”

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