Classic grass stalk envy…

posted on 1 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Randi Tolstoy.
Found in Xian China.

36 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    So ashamed its gone and hid behind this sign

  2. krysto4 | 4:13 am |

    Small grass needs blade enlargement…

  3. Zizzybalooba | 4:21 am |

    All the while the big grass is laughing hysterically.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |

    The evil tourists are smiling

  5. Jellychop | 4:56 am |

    If I find emotionally sensitive plant life with mouths you can be sure I won’t bother it.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |

    Hey what are you grasses doing? Huh? C’mon smile, all the big grasses are doing it. What are ya, chicken? Brack, brack, brack.

  7. jjhitt | 5:14 am |

    I used to be ashamed that I small.
    Unntil I met a man who had no grass at wall.

  8. jjhitt | 5:18 am |

    This why Grass Pride is so important.

  9. Stopchicks | 5:39 am |

    And the grass DOES pay some mind.

  10. jjhitt | 5:52 am |

    Doctor, it all started back when I was a little ryzhome.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:33 am |

    C’mon, grass. Relax.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |

    Say ‘Cheese!’

  13. Chris | 7:11 am |

    Enzyte might help.

  14. Eccekio | 7:19 am |

    The big GRASS makes everyone smile.

  15. Eccekio | 7:20 am |

    And the funny grass makes eveyone laugh out loud.

  16. Eccekio | 7:24 am |

    @kyrsto4. I thought small grass needed stalk enlargement exercises.

  17. coffeebot | 8:05 am |

    Grass was happy he was on team. Until he is cut.

  18. demondude777 | 8:46 am |

    Gardner 1: Sir should we water the grass today?
    Gardner 2: No need…it wet itself.

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 9:05 am |

    Stay humble, grass. The big proud grass, reaching unashamedly for the sun, tends to get cut down in a whirring grass massacre of blades.

  20. Peter Chan | 9:40 am |

    Ugh, sure . . . I feel profoundly ashamed just bothering about this signboard

  21. Sparky | 10:00 am |

    Any grass is good grass. Don’t be ashamed.

  22. Terrenza Crochet | 10:46 am |

    Does it needs Viagrass?

  23. Biff the Understudy | 10:50 am |

    If you do bother it, small grass is not feel ashamed to bite you.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:11 pm |

    But when it grows up we’ll both have a jolly good laugh!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:27 pm |

    But it must be satisfied, at least.

  26. Chemlawn Man | 12:50 pm |

    You know what they say: The grass is always smaller, er I mean, greener on the other side of the fence.

  27. co | 1:14 pm |

    …Grass is greener on the other side…

  28. CoAxL | 1:27 pm |

    Grass is greener on the other side…(with envy >.< )

  29. Nonsuch Ned | 3:11 pm |

    And the crabgrass is… feel quite rude and surly, please don’t bother it unless you really like being cursed at.

  30. Chakie Jan | 5:20 pm |

    Not to feel ashamed to not smile, small grass! Blade size is not to count, but how you grow!

  31. S Clay Wilson | 8:17 pm |

    Suffering from a terrible case of reed envy, the small grass hid its shame behind the sign, hoping nobody would notice..

  32. pijo | 5:58 am |

    classic China’s Engrish grass sign, they always treat grass as “person” …

  33. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |

    Bothering the small grass is against the lawn.

  34. Ruuku | 10:32 am |

    its waiting for its confidence to grow

  35. winston | 4:44 pm |

    To many dogs used the bathroom on it.

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