Experience homeless today!

posted on 11 May 2012 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Kylie Chenery.
Found on the packaging for a mop:

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Under the bridge

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m still homelessly trying to find a house…

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mopping the park area makes me feel so… well, comfortably numb.

  4. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions:
    1. Throw away product.
    2. Put large cardboard packaging outside in the cold and rain.
    3. Sleep in cardboard box.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available: crack whore toilet brush and hopeless wino bin liners….enjoy the timeless elegance of dumpster lifestyle

  6. jjhitt | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A clean weed patch is a happy weed patch.

  7. iLock | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a Buddhist company.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be worth buying it if it was the real thing, not just a feeling.

    PS: I’m a lawyer, I’m rich, and it sucks.

  9. iLock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you can mop up your whole house… literally, and feel
    this Exquisite comfortable feeling of homeless.

  10. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to mention the smell!

  11. coffeebot | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Homeless Sweet Homeless

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t need this lousy feeling.

  13. jjhitt | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Psst, buddy… Could you spare a couple dollars? I’m trying to buy a mop.

  14. Chris | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Relaxing comfortably in my not-home…

  15. Someone | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “So, how much does it cost?”
    “What’s the total value of your money and everything you own combined?”

  16. Marum | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor homeless mop. Give this mop a good home today.

  17. Ben | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ironically located in the household goods isle.

  18. Inspect Her Gadget | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last night I used a rat as a pillow…it was exquisitely comfortable!

  19. Biff the Understudy | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Exquisitely exquisitely and exquisitely homeless

  20. Darth Na'vi | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and comes with Scoping action, to boot!

  21. Sparky | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right after the divorce!

  22. Phil G. | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At the rate American jobs are being outsourced to China, we will ALL experience being homeless! Unless, of course, we move to China.

  23. pasdrole | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    superior to the inexquisite uncomfortable feeling of housebroke!

  24. Blue | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as I have my mop, I’ll be ok…

  25. Dave The Red | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the exquisite feeling of depression, try our broom!

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